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[–] bobthened@feddit.uk 10 points 1 day ago

I'm not right or left. We just need to move forward together

Average far-right fascist.

[–] shath@hexbear.net 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

not left not right forward~

looks inside

extremely right

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 100 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Not left. Not right. Some sort of third, other position.

[–] Rod_Blagojevic@hexbear.net 66 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not left, not right, but right. I am a very serious person. Never in my life have I critically examined the implications of private capital.

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 80 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Fascists love to invent a new third type of thing that's just right wing politics again. They do it every 20 years or so.

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 47 points 2 days ago

Even the nazis branded themselves as third position lol

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Because they need to, their position is utterly incapable of delivering anything they promise. Right wing policy can only make things worse for everyone who isn't already ultra wealthy, so they need to keep rebranding the exact same "more tax cuts for the rich and fewer labour and environmental laws" thing because if they don't, even the CHUDs would eventually catch on that the people promising them to "fix" things are only making things worse.

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, it's absolutely a method of political theatre.

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[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 33 points 2 days ago (1 children)

20 years? Let's be honest they do this at every opportunity they can and pretend they're just a poor innocent left liberal that was forced to join rightists because "the left are too annoying these days"

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[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 37 points 2 days ago

new party claiming to be neither right nor left

It's just fascism again dead-dove-3

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[–] nothx@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’m choosing to believe that he couldn’t get the handle he wanted on the site he owns, so they added an “X” at the end like it’s an AIM screen name from 2003.

[–] HoiPolloi@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] nothx@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I already know this user has some really emo lyrics in their away message.

[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 15 points 1 day ago

fell-for-it-again

cybertruck owners

[–] OldSoulHippie@hexbear.net 56 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Couldn't come up with an original idea if there was a gun to xæ1488's head.

Surprised it wasn't just the X party

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Andrew Yang? Is that you?

[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 60 points 2 days ago (2 children)

And always twirling, twirling towards freedom!

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He is an incredibly stupid person, and it’s truly insane how he’s managed to fail this far upward. I mean, even looking back at the history of PayPal, you can see these exact patterns repeating themselves (i.e. sees an opportunity to capitalize on a potential market, fails to capitalize on said market but still gets credit for putting his name on it).

Yet, your average Joe still believes he builds rockets, cars, and is in the lab creating brain computer interfaces.

God, I truly despise living in the west

Ulysses must be incredibly unwell or dead at this point

[–] aanes_appreciator@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

His entire schtick is weaselling himself into a position of power and capital, use the capital to leverage new positions while using the power in an attempt to ratfuck everything not in his personal ayn rand techno-fantasy.

Eventually the other people around him push him out, but by then he has taken all the credit, a fat stack of stock positions and, as I said before, leveraged all of that to find another unwilling host.

He is the ultimate parasitical manifestation of Neoliberalism.

[–] Hohsia@hexbear.net 1 points 23 hours ago

Truly incomprehensible to me how the world treats grown adults (whose behavior is indistinguishable from children on the playground in year 4 or some shit) with any decency whatsoever. Capital is a Godamn shield

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ulysses must be incredibly unwell or dead at this point

UlyssesT stopped posting because UlyssesT has a kid to raise which is a lot of work

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago

I think they meant because Ulysses hasn't gone on any adventures lately.

[–] LoveWitch@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago

Ah, the third position

[–] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Not right, not left hmmm so far-right?

[–] DengistDonnieDarko@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago (2 children)

close enough, welcome back Andrew Yang

I can't believe they stole Andrew Yang's silly-ass slogan

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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 48 points 2 days ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forward_Party_(United_States)

Andrew Yang come get your payday from suing this dork.

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 44 points 2 days ago (3 children)

so-true DUDE THAT'S SO TRUE POLITICAL STANCES ARE JUST LIKE MATHEMATICAL VECTORS

I'M FORMING THE UP PARTY

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

We're replacing the political compass with an n-dimensional hypercube with axes for preferred ice cream flavors, interior decorating preferences, which direction you prefer to part your hair, your preferred DnD 5e class, the temperature you keep your bathwater, and whether you think the top keeps spinning in Inception.

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[–] SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Remember when he said his new party will have "centrist" positions on social issues? i-cant

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

my-hero As I have my finger on the pulse of the common man, my own positions closely align with those of the majority of Americans.

[–] la_tasalana_intissari_mata@hexbear.net 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)

why did he choose the weird jump image

[–] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

He thinks people were laughing with him on that one.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago

It isn't right

doubt

[–] john_brown@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Less than a month ago he told investors he was getting out of politics

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

He missed the sensation of cutting funding for life saving programs and wants back in billionaire-tears

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemmy.zip 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He has how many billions of dollars and he couldn't be bothered to hire someone to design something that wasn't just the trump flag

[–] i_drink_bleach@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

LOL. He fired his whole PR team over a decade ago because he bought into their bullshit.

"Yeah! I am a genius! So why do I need you clowns?!"

It's all been downhill since then. He probably crapped that out on a pirated copy of photoshop CS3 and gave himself a pat on the back.

Love the gigantic swooping eagle with unrelated lighting and nonsense perspective just superimposed on the image for no apparent reason. XD

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it was generated by grok, which afterwards proceeded to rant about how the most important thing for a new political party in the US to focus on would be the white genocide in south africa

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[–] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Ai generated eagle? lmao?

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

If I was being accused of being a globalist neocon by the MAGA people that I'm trying to grift, I wouldn't say I'm doing a "reset" because they'll just take that to mean great reset.

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

Bwaaa that party ain't right

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Someone needs to photoshop elon in that pic so it's the pic of him doing that stupid jump he did at that trump rally

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[–] SwitchyandWitchy@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago

I need some third way infighting, and with Elon at the helm I don't expect to be disappointed.

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