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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 12 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I'll go with the small red download button in the middle.

It could be the very bottom one, but it probably says advertisement under that and it's just been cropped out.

But even the correct button is likely to launch you into a popup to try and get you to download a "downloader" of some description, as if that's not literally the sole function of a fucking web browser, and then suddenly you've been taken to livejasmin.com or a sketchy gambling site targetted at Asians.

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[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 22 hours ago

None of them.

[–] lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 22 hours ago

Adblock, also if you're not sure you can inspect element

[–] hades@feddit.uk 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Or just close the tab.

[–] Matriks404@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

I don't see the tiny blue link, so probably none.

[–] SonOfAntenora@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

None of them.

The bottom one downloads malware.

The rest of them are the malware itself if you dare to click.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As a millenial: i have no idea. I haven't seen ads on a download page in such a long time. Really takes me back...

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 7 points 22 hours ago

It's still prevalent, even with uBlock, if you try to pirate from direct-download sites.

[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 6 points 22 hours ago

Kobiyashi Maru it

[–] callouscomic@lemmy.zip 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

This is why they said "you wouldn't download a movie." Because it's a risky click.

[–] DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 hours ago

Nah, movies are fine. Keep OS and VLC and pdf viewers updated, turn on "show extentions". For .mp4 .mkv .pdf .epub its almost impossible to become malware.

Executables, however... 👀

[–] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

🧲 links ftw, simply ctrl-u ctrl-f magnet:

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Why are you looking for magnet links on a direct download site?

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[–] luxliminal@piefed.social 4 points 23 hours ago

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

As an early Z - I certainly didn't expect so many people here to struggle with it so much.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 18 hours ago

They've lost their edge, softened by a sedentary drip feed of Netflix and ad blockers.

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 5 points 1 day ago

The most plain looking one, or the one left after AdBlock has hidden all the rest. Or depending on the site and how far into it you've clicked, potentially none of them because it'll start automatically after a few moments in some places.

[–] PumpkinEscobar@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago

None. All viruses

[–] es_eskaliert@feddit.org 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'd say you'd have to click the file name to download the file.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

The real download link is loading.

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