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Em dashes and emojis

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[–] pseudo@jlai.lu -5 points 6 days ago (10 children)

Or she actually cares about ponctuation. And that's a lost for you.

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[–] SereneSadie@lemmy.myserv.one 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I long for the day when we stop giving a fuck about how many pixels a dash has.

Jesus fucking christ it is so insufferable how long this goes on for.

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[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 146 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (10 children)

You can pry my em dashes — which I use regularly in writing because I love them — from my cold dead hands (To be fair, I really like parenthetical statements too, could be an ADHD thing).

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You're providing a thought (and a bonus thought)

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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 week ago (23 children)

Humans just use dashes - they get the point across and don't require esoteric button presses.

[–] lunarul@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

But it just doesn't look right. I use a double dash, but most places now convert that automatically to em dash.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

On the iPhone I just long-press the dash and get alternates like en and em dash, as well as middot. Otherwise, no esoteric button presses. Works on macOS and iPad too.

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[–] RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some phones turn hyphens into an em dash.

Fuck using an alt code though, I'm just gonna use a comma even when I shouldn't

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[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yesss em dashes are my babies! They're have more versatility in breaking up sentences than commas IMO, and they don't have as many annoying rules as semi-colons.

But I also write stories as a hobby so thats the reason its something I care about

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 week ago

I'm with you. I used to use a lot more parentheses, but the break is cleaner. I opt for en dashes, though, because I find too em dashes to be too long. That could just be a MSWord preference because I don't distinguish on other platforms.

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[–] TheCleric@lemmy.org 85 points 1 week ago (46 children)

You people think em dashes are proof of AI?

Jesus Christ that’s so fucking sad.

[–] macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world -2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Yes. and your ignorance is sad.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works -2 points 6 days ago (3 children)

It’s honestly unhinged. So many stupid people trying to desperately grasp at something to feel more correct than you™

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[–] Lembot_0004@discuss.online 57 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Many input mechanisms automatically substitute two hyphens with "–".

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Including this very platform.

Lemmy will automatically render a double dash -- as an en dash, and a triple dash


as an em dash.

I usually just type alt + 0151, though, because I'm a nerd.

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[–] sleightmines@lemdro.id 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My keyboard has them - – — git gud

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

git push origin main --force

[–] jonathan7luke@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I once wasted an hour trying to figure out why a CLI command straight from a project's README wouldn't work, only to figure out that they had em dashes instead of regular dashes in their example. Ended up opening a PR to hopefully save someone the same pain in the future.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Not all heroes wear capes. Some just open PRs. Thank you for your service. 🫡

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[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isn't "It's not you, it's me" the ultimate example of parallel sentence structure? Lol

But let's be real, it's more like...

💔 Here's three reasons reasons we're breaking up:

  • Our personalities don't match-- according to (made up citation) people with you type are toxic.
  • Your idiology doesn't match mine-- you don't believe in White South African genocide.
  • We aren't compatible-- our personalities aren't complimentary.

And so on. Lol

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 14 points 1 week ago

I'm so sorry your chat bot broke up with you :(

[–] PagPag@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Is this a thing? Shit, I’m now going to be self conscious about using the em.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

If you're already breaking up over text, you probably aren't in a position to worry much about how they interpret your typography. And if they haven't noticed how you normally write there's even less reason to worry about it.

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

using the em

That's how you can know that you're just a simulation.

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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

I've seen this video that talks about some signs of AI text and em dash is one of them

https://youtu.be/9Ch4a6ffPZY

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[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 week ago

So you're saying if I start using the long dash people will block me faster?

Love it.

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