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[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 19 points 4 days ago (6 children)

Hasn't word done this simce about offoce 2007? the autoformat as you type feature, specifically...

I only know this because I fucking hate it and have been religiously turning it off

[–] hibsen@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Weirdly it usually turns hyphens into en dashes instead of em dashes from what I’ve seen, which makes no sense at all.

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[–] sleightmines@lemdro.id 25 points 4 days ago (4 children)

My keyboard has them - – — git gud

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Bullet successfully Dodged, Anon.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Isn't "It's not you, it's me" the ultimate example of parallel sentence structure? Lol

But let's be real, it's more like...

💔 Here's three reasons reasons we're breaking up:

  • Our personalities don't match-- according to (made up citation) people with you type are toxic.
  • Your idiology doesn't match mine-- you don't believe in White South African genocide.
  • We aren't compatible-- our personalities aren't complimentary.

And so on. Lol

[–] copd@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There needs to be a "what you can do" with a green tick emoji

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[–] BilboBargains@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Em dash will sour your milk and lose your car keys. It will cause your socks to become odd pairs and fart in the lift when your crush alights. Em dash is responsible for the failure of the mars climate orbiter but ran a successful misinformation campaign against SI units.

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 14 points 4 days ago

I'm so sorry your chat bot broke up with you :(

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