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[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

no but seriously, why do these people want to spread disease?

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 3 points 3 hours ago

Costco chicken! Now pre chlorinated and triple kiln fried in real hydrochloric acid! Now with 99% less weak flu!

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 15 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Guy heard the term herd immunity and did not think it through.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 2 hours ago

That's because to him herd=food. I seriously wouldn't be surprised to find out one day that's he's a cannibal.

not sure if it is grammatically correct to use "thinks" in a sentence relating RFK jr

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 32 points 1 day ago (2 children)

258,000,000

But this guy in particular can't be fully human. Swims in sewage contaminated water, eats roadkill, has dead brainworm that's probably controlling his mind. He's also like one layer of skin away from being one of the nightmare things from "They Live."

[–] Kepion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 21 hours ago

SUGAR, WATER

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 77 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why even have a health department if their answer to disease is "literally just do nothing about it"

[–] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago

Because they aren't just doing nothing, they are actively interfering.

[–] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Many departments in bad governments are named the opposite of what they do: department of defense, the department of public safety, the department of health…

[–] eddanja@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (4 children)

The worm is definitely in control.

[–] magikmw@piefed.social 8 points 22 hours ago

The worm died of hunger years ago.

[–] Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago

The worm is trying to take out the birds so the early bird cannot get the worm.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Maybe the worm isn’t and feels as helpless and terrified as the rest of us

[–] Akasazh 2 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Damn illithids! Ghaik trash!

[–] Zier@fedia.io 25 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Secret plan to force everyone to be vegan by killing all the animals. Checkmate humans!

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Don't forget the ticks that make you allergic to meat

[–] teletext@reddthat.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

All the animals including humans.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 8 hours ago

We can't eat people anymore??? Where will I get my pRoTeIn from??

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know that if farmers love one thing, it's deliberately losing a ton of money. I'm sure they'll be thrilled with this idea.

[–] Wazowski@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Stupid cunts would continue voting R.

[–] immutable@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 day ago

As long as the republicans bail them out.

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 6 points 22 hours ago

I feel bad for the chickens. But they probably live in a hellhole anyway, so maybe they at least get to take some humans with them.

[–] dastanktal@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

What's more, the mortality rate of H5N1 is extremely high among common poultry, reaching 100% in domestic chickens.

Cheers to the new pandemic 🍻

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I have natural immunity!

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, if only you'd voted for Kamala... b-but genocide!

[–] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com -5 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Still butt hurt eh? Next time get a candidate who is actually supported by the base. Makes it easy to win.

The fact that genocide is a bar you consider a nice to have says more anout you than the people who withheld their vote because she couldnt commit to upholding one specific law we already have in the books. Probably the easiest thing in the world for a president to do.

You fuckers cant even fall back on rhe jew vote excuse anymore after nyc mayor prinary.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Still think the important issue is who's "butthurt" eh? That's why the country is doomed. The problem with finding a liberal candidate supported by the base is that memes can't run for President. Just go back to scrolling on your phone and keep telling yourself none of what MAGA is doing is your fault.

[–] jatone@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

😂 next time dont put a candidate up who supports a genocide, cant be bothered to support workers, and couldnt even break 5% in a primary and maybe your candidate will win.

The only people you have to blame for this is you morons who chanted vote blue no matter who and harris who ran a dog shit campaign.

Its like you dumbasses dont know the first thing about how reality works and unfortunately we're all suffering because of it

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

The way reality works is that you never get everything you want, and you often have to make the least bad choice available. Refusing to vote so you can maintain your own moral purity makes you the dumbass.

[–] LikeableLime@lemmy.world 0 points 2 hours ago

The way reality works is that Dems run bad candidates and lose to Trump, twice.