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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:

Rules

  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. No politics
    • If your topic is in a grey area, please phrase it to emphasize the fascinating aspects, not the dramatic aspects. You can do this by avoiding overly politicized terms such as "capitalism" and "communism". If you must make comparisons, you can say something is different without saying something is better/worse.
    • A good place for politics is c/politicaldiscussion
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct and the TOS

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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 7 minutes ago* (last edited 6 minutes ago)

Do I have to remind you how lucky you are to have a fridge!? Back to work, or they will unplug your internet!

[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 66 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't theft.

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 34 points 7 hours ago

Piracy already isn't theft. At worst, it's unlicensed copying. Conflating copying, where the original is not lost, to theft, where it is, should never have been done and was only ployed by the big companies to make it sound worse than it is.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 7 hours ago

From God's lips, to mine ear.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It is fundamentally a theft of the autonomy, self determinism, and right to unfiltered information required for citizens in a functioning democracy. Loss of ownership is fundamentally a coup against democracy by overlords of neo feudalism.

Frame your argument as a citizen wronged by thieves and you will defeat the nonsense. Ownership of any part of your person including your digital presence to exploit and manipulate is a form of modern slavery; literally buying and selling people to manipulate and exploit them. Anything that has any potential to filter information, no matter how remote, unlikely, or illegal, is an act of treason in a real democracy when it lacks full transparency. Every digital device you use must be fully publicly documented with a publicly accessible toolchain for anyone to monitor or review. Trust as a policy is fundamentally opposed to democracy without exceptions. Trust is a trap of authoritarianism. Citizens are required to be fully informed and skeptical of all sources. For example, every mobile device made has a proprietary SoC processor and modem that are interconnected in undocumented ways. There is absolutely no way to know who or what is truly connected to these devices at any point in time. This is the real reason removable batteries no longer exist despite being more dangerous, wasteful, and an environmental disaster.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 6 hours ago

This is why all mobile programs have unlimited data and texting. Can't have you going dark on us.

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 13 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Your free trial of the Clock application has ended.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Today you can't start your car because you have no credits left.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Government uses bike path toll to great affect.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Bike path toll? That sounds made up.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 5 hours ago

Everythings made up, and the lives don't matter.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 15 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

But didn't you hear? They have a NEW version now!!

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 7 hours ago

It is totally faster and has radical flames!

[–] Opinionhaver@feddit.uk -2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

What? Whose gone to jail for thinking that they own a product they've bought?

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

would you like to come over and watch a movie at my home theatre ?

i only charge one dollar for free all you can eat popcorn, a comfy chair, 12 foot screen, and huge sound system.

ignore the FBI warning after I press play.

[–] Opinionhaver@feddit.uk 0 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Pirated movies are not something you've paid for. And watching DVDs with friends is not "illegal exhibition."

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 1 points 22 minutes ago* (last edited 21 minutes ago)

i don't pirate movies. i buy dvds.

and charging people a buck to watch "my dvd", though, is illegal up to $250,000 fine and five years in prison

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 hours ago

Bricked switches come to mind, John Deere was trying to make self-repair illegal. Can't be long before someone decides users don't deserve their device.