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[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Frenchy McPistols

Cause I'm American but my ancestors are from France

But I'm trans so I'm sure there would be a dickchick or she could be slightly tasteful and give me the middle name Elagabalus

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm your average white american so Teddy Gunsight

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

At first I missread this as Teddy Gunshit und feel that ain't half bad 😎

[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] swagmoney@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago

cracker bongcloud

[–] fittedsyllabi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Asian Invasion.

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 days ago

François LaGrenouille

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 84 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I'm white so she wouldn't base my name on ethnicity, she'd probably go with Tr*nny Girlman

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Her trans character in Hogwarts Legacy was Sirona Ryan so you’re not that far off.

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

she actually did that for the "trans" character in the Hogwarts game.

Sirona Ryan. I shit you not.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Jose Frijoles Sanchez

[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 26 points 2 days ago

Kimchi Chong

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

Whitey McCracker

[–] Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 day ago

I'm a little embarrassed about how many of these, if not for the thread, sound like believable names to me. Mayhaps I'm not as cultured as I would like to think.

[–] konalt@lemmy.world 64 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

From the POOREST family in the entire land and always dirty

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Klaus Schnitzel

Though later someone will mention he changed his name from Hitler

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[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 43 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i mean she wasn't far off when she named the Asian character. Cho Chang if you didn't know (yeah it doesn't even make sense). clearly named so only because she knew they would never publish that name.

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 days ago

Wyatt Yankstrash

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Crooknose Goldhorde the goblin

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

i almost choked on my food reading this

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[–] AlexLost@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] pyre@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

nah first name would probably be Sori

[–] KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol 46 points 3 days ago

Tequitaco Sanchez

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Midley Plainwest - "Slytherin" the sorting hat said with a drawl.

EDIT: "Ah dangit theres a snake on my robe!"

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[–] BeNotAfraid@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Wow, what a fun way to give a data point about yourself to attach to a public profile already connected to your IP address and potentially your email as well. Cool!

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (4 children)

User name does not check out.

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[–] Naich@lemmings.world 45 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] CommanderCloon@lemmy.ml 36 points 3 days ago (3 children)
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[–] EchoSnail@lemmy.zip 28 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Y'all out here propagating some covert data mining

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[–] KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Stroopwaffel van Klompmill.

[–] uuldika@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Tina Cracker.

[–] Noerknhar@feddit.org 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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I'm white northern European ancestry and born in the States but based on my orientation it would probably be Freddy McCocksucker or something.

[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cornshucker MacWoodshoe

Wait she's British so it would probably be Corningfrumple MacWallibootenshiretonwotsalldisden

[–] cosmictrickster@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Pronounced as “John Smith”.

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 26 points 3 days ago

Cuntious Goonbag

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