Fuck yeah. I’ve got 69 ordered to go in my totally normal and not crappy or gay in anyway shrine dedicated to an old man with dementia that paints himself orange.
this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2025
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I love how ridiculously fake the representation of him is. Not fat, not wearing heel lifts, no ass out because of the lifts, no tie dangling over the precipice of a McDonalds belly, no ridiculous coiffeur of a combover.
Our Dear Leader.
Oh look, hes pushing yet another Golden Idol..
That is not a statue of him.
What does the Bible say about those who worship golden statues?
Don’t worry, the target audience is people who can’t read.
Target Audience is people who don't give a flying fuck about the bible or the brown socialist terrorist inside it
You know, the majority of American "Christians"
Yeehaw git'r'dun bake the steak boy howdy?
RIP to the ER staff in deep red states being subjected to whatever stories they're gonna hear.
~deep~ red states
At least the base is flared.
The writers this season aren’t even trying anymore.
Americans = QVC shoppers.
It's like his demographic is people that buy diet pills and insurance from daytime tv commercials.
So can we assume it smells like some combination of stale bronzer, McDonalds, flop sweat and ass?
Oh it's definitely gonna smell like some asses.
LOL, that's supposed to be him?
That's not him. Where's the signature paunch?
Not to mention the paunch as well
Fair enough
The fragrance is available in two versions – one for men and one for women – and will set back supporters a whopping $249 for each 100ml bottle.
A Profile of Trump Voters: The Demographics of his MAGA Enthusiasts and Their Relationship to Him
In their majority they tend to be white, male, and mainly older, are highly conservative, support traditional values such as religion and proud patriotism, are less likely to have a college degree, are more likely to be rural or small town-based and lower-income
I dunno if $250 bottles of cologne is highly aligned with what Trump's demographic wants, but I suppose he has more experience in brand building than I have.
It’s going to flop, but that’s ok because they only bought one lot from the Chinese factory
I don't think Trump has ever had that body shape. It's weird that he both signed it and put "his" likeness on it when he isn't the kind of famous person that people normally want either of those things from
It should be doing the weird Trump Lean
That would be iconic!
He is incapable of that though
If it DOESNT smell like DIRTY DIAPER I'm going to be ANGRY but Still vote for Trump again!
Why is that statue shiny orange????
So it's expensive Axe
Axespensive
Before you know it there will be a Trump fan shop in every city, selling his parfume and other nonsense. Then they'll conquer the rest of the market: 'gold' side tables, 'gold' doormats, 'gold' bread knives, 'gold' salami, 'gold' olives, 'gold' potatoes, 'gold' paperclips, 'gold' sunglasses, 'gold' flip-flops, you name it. All with his head on it. And of course that signature 45-47 lettering. Super exclusive.
Does it smell like a combination of Old Spice and English Leather?
Naw it is dirty diapers and beef grease
You forgot the twice fried KFC and room temperature ketchup.
Shush dude that's my retirement plan right there
Old and busted: sewage district New and exciting: Trump perfumery