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A Polish jalapeño pastry

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[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

So, if those are yellowjackets, how do they remove the bread without getting stung? Also why do they like the jalapeño so much?

[–] remon@ani.social 4 points 4 hours ago

Just move your hand slowly and don't touch the wasps.

It's also not a literally jalapeño pastry, it's just "spicey" because of all the wasps on it.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I see you enjoy dining at Applebee's.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

"I'm so hungry I could eat at Dennys"

[–] SGGeorwell@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Nice Eddie Izzard reference

[–] disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Bees would be fine. Those are muthafuckin yellow jackets. Absolutely nasty sumbitches.

[–] boydster@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago

It's nice to know it's a popular selection

[–] Tempus_Fugit@midwest.social 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That's gotta be a sign of quality right?

Edit: I'm a dumbass, those are yellow jackets. Nope, burn it all with fire!

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

They're on it because it is sweet and the stand is outdoors.

Double, triple, quadruple the spiciness.

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Summer is back alright!

The bakery behind my workplace has the same problem.

[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Some o' dem peños leaked on the jelly cruller to the left...

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Do people buy food they see insects crawling on?

You don't know where those insects have been, they could have been walking on anything!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1QF-2Fle2c

Guess they do....

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't much care. Insects are insanely clean animals. Have to be or their exoskeleton gets jacked.

Still, I have an illogical ick about bugs walking on my food more so than landing on it.

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 1 points 37 minutes ago* (last edited 35 minutes ago)

Flies literally vomit on the food they want to consume, because they use their stomach acid to dissolve it. So they could have been munching on some dogshit before they landed on your dinner, and then they vomit up that dogshit on your food.

Insects are not automatically "insanely clean animals" per definition just because they have an exo-skeleton.

[–] Squizzy@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Meh, they could just as easily land on me, a fly bug landing on something wouldnt stop me eating it. That kind of cautiousness is a recipe for disaster

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

In some parts when the wasps get bad you can't really avoid it, even if you can keep them off the food in the kitchen the moment you take it out it will be covered in them. If you don't want to eat food a wasp has touched you can only eat at home and nowhere else.

That food is just spicy

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 0 points 1 day ago (2 children)

European problema.

Ive never seen this happen at UK bakeries

[–] breecher@sh.itjust.works 1 points 35 minutes ago

So not a European problem then?

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah, I didn't see too many wasps when I lived there either, I think just those few degrees colder it is really helps. In France and Germany they are everywhere