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Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Ah to be a clueless liberal. Head empty, no thoughts! 
Clearly the reason they hate America is because they are just ignorant of how great America is, as a middle class cis white American, I'm very comfortable in saying that America is great, they just need someone like me to tell them that!
Alternatively, I just need to tell them that China bad and Russia bad, all countries bad, including the US, but America is still #1 anyway. I'm sure they'll be convinced by that!
Today I will go to hexbear.net an instance of lemmy well known for being haters
There, no need for the rest
I have come to the shocking conclusion that liberals actually believe that There Is No Alternative, that a world other than one made of liberal democracies led by the American empire is not only undesirable but actually impossible, so anyone who disagrees with them must just not have heard their brilliant arguments.
Sounds pretty black pilled.
Liberalism is a death cult after all.
their arguments are constantly repeated in every newspaper and TV broadcast but somehow we've never been exposed to them
They disagreed with me, so I'm blocking that echo chamber.
This is a different one
I know, but it was more efficient to make fun of them in the same thread.
I'm literally jealous of liberals. I wish I could believe that everything is fine and that the West are the good guys. I'd just spend my time pleasing myself since nothing needs to happen.
I’m not jealous. Libs still feel an innate sense of wrongness and anxiety, they just can’t explain it because of their cognitive dissonance.
I'm gonna make a big post about this when I have time. But yes, libs (and chuds) get incredibly angry when you just point out, with solid evidence, that their worldview is wrong and they're actually on the side of harm.
Where's the link I want to make fun of them
136 comments to 70 upvotes
oh yeah it's time for slop
I like scrolling down the page really fast and watch the 
undulating like an ocean wave.
I’m starting to understand the people who say they hate liberals more than chuds
CHUDs are a threat, like an aggressive unleashed dog. You don't "hate" a dangerous dog, you deal with it. But the liberal is the one who keeps "accidentally" letting the dog off the leash and keeps acting surprised when they maul the neighbour's cats.
Relevant Malcolm X quotes:
The white conservatives aren't friends of the Negro either, but they at least don't try to hide it. They are like wolves; they show their teeth in a snarl that keeps the Negro always aware of where he stands with them. But the white liberals are foxes, who also show their teeth to the Negro but pretend that they are smiling. The white liberals are more dangerous than the conservatives; they lure the Negro, and as the Negro runs from the growling wolf, he flees into the open jaws of the "smiling" fox.
--1963
Just one step farther to see if I am justified in this stance, and I am speaking as a black man from America which is a racist society, no matter how much you hear it talk about democracy it’s as racist as South Africa or as racist as Portugal or as racist as any other racialist society on this earth. The only difference between it and South Africa, South Africa preaches separation and practices separation, America preaches integration and practices segregation. This is the only difference, they don’t practice what they preach, whereas South Africa practices and preaches the same thing. I have more respect for a man who lets me know where he stands, even if he’s wrong, than the one comes up like an angel and is nothing but a devil.
--Oxford University, 1964
Both are equally terrible but you at least expect a lib to want to try and be better but nope.
This guy is amazing
Every time he types out TRAITOR I read it in Darth Vader's voice.
"You are a traitor to the empire, take her away!"
American exceptionalism is a hell of a drug
This dude thinks without America the world would collapse into a mad max type scenario. Consider how faulty the premise already is... You don't just remove nations like a thanos snap. Then there is the downplaying of American atrocities these neoliberals like doing. There is also the fact that based on emission and even worse if you count outsourcing.... America is the largest contributor so far to humanity barrelling towards that mad max future. Not the only one of course but still
And my strategy will be: idealistic chauvinist nationalism.
Childish response.
Have you considered that those pestbears are just brainwashed? The See See Pee and Ruzzia have those fools under their commie hypno ray and those paid shills lash out violently to threats against their programming. Just be polite and civil, keep hammering the facts, and those tankies have nothing to attack other than ad nominee fallacies. Keep up the good work!
The See See Pee and Ruzzia have those fools under their commie hypno ray
I read that as HOMO RAY, lmao.
MUST. HAVE. SEX. WITH. MEN'S. BUTTS. AND. READ. LENIN. 
LMAO the commies already have the 
Technofraudalism is when you're an official enemy of the US government
EDIT: lmao it's another one!
Disloyalty suspected. Have you not heard that America, the country that proudly invented racism, has fallen under the spell of devious asiatic wizards spreading thought-contagion who are the sole reason that it is racist today? Loyalty to the holy precepts of the state and its most esteemed offices are the highest and purest of truths, and you're laughing as scheming foreigners with their brainpans are making a buffoonish mockery of our most civil of holy rites?
I do not have objective permanence and I am proud of this, for it frees up more space in my skull to worship our blessed symbols and institutions with!
Nefarious orientals brainwashed my son from being a straight A all american athlete to being a hateful bolshevik I blame Putin and his swarthy genes.
No I have never read a single piece of socialist literature but I don't need to because it is self evident why I am right and why you are wrong
what's good for Wall Street is good for the world actually, not to mention the democratic process, the constitution, and the parliamentarian
and the parliamentarian
Ah yes my old arch nemesis.
Have you considered: America bad actually?
The lib in a nutshell
The HitlerPig, Putin, and Goblin trinity is driving the world towards authoritarianism. Never before has such a traitorous treachery been inflicted against my homeland. America is worth preserving because, while we might be built on genocide and slavery, no other country has articulated the ideas of personal freedom and citizen run government as clearly and convincingly as our Founding Fathers. These ideas must be defended at home and spread abroad lest the world fall under the authoritarian yoke of Russia or China. We already know from Alexander Dugin's 1997 book Foundations of Geopolitics (the handbook of the Putin regime and mandatory reading at the Kremlin) that Russia's playbook is to sow as much division as possible to destroy America from the inside; this is a bad thing and you're unwittingly playing right into his hands!
As a registered Independent of over 40 years and holder of a history degree, I am well versed on my country's wrongdoings like the undermining of Reconstruction by the perfidious Andrew Jackson, who was a traitor much like HitlerPig. However, America isn't uniquely evil. Every single country on Earth has committed crimes against humanity that were at least as barbaric and wide-scaled as America's. Unless we want to end up like those countries, we need to take our country back and return to being a positive influence on the world.
Every single country on Earth has committed crimes against humanity that were at least as barbaric and wide-scaled as America's. Unless we want to end up like those countries, we need to take our country back and return to being a positive influence on the world.
Speedrun Country built on top of countless references to the Roman Empire not ending up like the Roman Empire Challenge 100%(Impossible).
False. Only 1997 book a lib would reference would be Harry Potter.
HITLERPIG