badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
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oh yeah it's time for slop
I like scrolling down the page really fast and watch the
undulating like an ocean wave.
I’m starting to understand the people who say they hate liberals more than chuds
Relevant Malcolm X quotes:
--1963
--Oxford University, 1964
Both are equally terrible but you at least expect a lib to want to try and be better but nope.
CHUDs are a threat, like an aggressive unleashed dog. You don't "hate" a dangerous dog, you deal with it. But the liberal is the one who keeps "accidentally" letting the dog off the leash and keeps acting surprised when they maul the neighbour's cats.
This guy is amazing
Every time he types out TRAITOR I read it in Darth Vader's voice.
"You are a traitor to the empire, take her away!"
American exceptionalism is a hell of a drug
This dude thinks without America the world would collapse into a mad max type scenario. Consider how faulty the premise already is... You don't just remove nations like a thanos snap. Then there is the downplaying of American atrocities these neoliberals like doing. There is also the fact that based on emission and even worse if you count outsourcing.... America is the largest contributor so far to humanity barrelling towards that mad max future. Not the only one of course but still