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[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 53 points 5 days ago (6 children)

And War 10. We're skipping War 9 because the number nine sounds too much like "death" in some languages and the marketing team likes big round numbers.

[–] BigButt@hilariouschaos.com 17 points 5 days ago

I thought it was because "War 9" is too similar to "Win 9" or Windows 9x. This could cause software compatibility issues so its best to just skip straight from 8 to 10.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

war X surely

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Right now we’re releasing War 10, and because War 10 is the last version of War. It's all about War as a service.

[–] Aganim@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Okay, just for shits 'n giggles we'll throw in a War 11. Just mind that it can't be fought with perfectly good legacy weapons, those will need to be replaced.

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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 67 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

If nothing else, it gave us a banging song for memes, or in my case sailing in valheim and swinging boats around rocks.

[–] BackgrndNoize@lemmy.world 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

It's my favorite F & F movie, anyone who disagrees fight me

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Possibly the peak of the franchise, assuming you enjoy drag racing more than professional musicians launching cars into space.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 days ago (3 children)

You think THAT'S an unpopular opinion? I personally think that they should never even have made the first one.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

People I know IRL who hate on the last few because they were so over-the-top; I think they're the best because they were so over-the-top.

So just driving under a truck, or drifting is cool, but jumping a building to blow up a helicopter with your car is dumb? Whatever. 🙄

[–] AmbientChaos@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

First one is like a time capsule of street racing and car culture of the moment. It was better because it was grounded in reality. The driving and stunts were cool because they were believable. The new stuff is just over the top action.

To each their own :)

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago

The first one shows a criminal gang and you know they’re serious because they have a truck full of stolen dvd players..it’s a great product of its time

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[–] n3m37h@sh.itjust.works 62 points 6 days ago (3 children)
[–] Cruxifux 21 points 5 days ago

World War 3: Israel Grift

[–] gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 6 days ago
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[–] Hupf@feddit.org 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

World of Warcraft

Warhammer 40k

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Ugh, wow politics are even worse than real life. "We must unite to defeat this common enemy! Hey we're friends now!"

WAR CRIMES

"Welp guess we crafting war again"

[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Gotta keep the adventurer industry going or the economy crashes

[–] ramenbelly@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Kinda weir not seeing a mention to moths in this post, coming from you.

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 6 days ago (1 children)

The moths will be back, after this short break

[–] atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

“After these messages, we’ll be ‘light’ back!”

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Oh we're back, visit my profile for a look

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[–] zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Where is The World of Wars?

[–] Asswardbackaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Not even touching the Many Worlds series. Tisk tisk

[–] 5in1k@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

I’m hoping WWII:3 will be good. I hate reboots.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

World War: Jugg3rnaut

After being on the wrond side of history in the previous two world wars, Germany is tasked to lead the free world against Russia, America, China, and India, all of which are seeking to exterminate democracies from all around the world, to go back to the era of "strongman leaders".

Meanwhile Ukraine is joining them, by offering them the drone controling super-AI called Jugg3rnaut they stole from Microsoft using their hackers...

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Germany is tasked to lead the free world against Russia, America, China, and India

[–] Sillyglow@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

Does thanos come before or after Tokyo drift?

[–] 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works 16 points 5 days ago

You forgot “Sticks and Stones” which is the better title for WWIV

[–] sommerset@thelemmy.club 11 points 5 days ago (7 children)

This is actually very serious.
People forget countries have secret defence pact. There was a talk Iran and Russia have once.

I'm not interested in ww3

[–] jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works 17 points 5 days ago (2 children)

what if it was rebranded as "world war :3"?

[–] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

We have completed our very successful attack on the three Nuclear sites in Iran :3 A full payload of HUGS was dropped on the primary site, Fordow uwu All planes are safely on their way home with cookies! NOW IS THE TIME FOR CUDDLES! Thank you for your attention to this matter ^_^

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

I'm not interested in ww3

But WW3 is interested in you 🫵

[–] LustyArgonianMana@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)

https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/jy2766

Read that. They planned to have him elected and to do this the whole time. They needed a WW3 scapegoat.

[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

It's talks about Russia and Iran doing some bad things and doing some sanctions. I'm not sure what you're getting at with this?

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[–] SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

''The Great War' and 'The War to End All Wars'... am I a joke to you?

[–] Mim@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 days ago

Those are just different release titles for the first one.

[–] My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Pretty sure with the current ongoing conflicts, WWIII has already kicked off and we just haven't fully accepted it yet.

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[–] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 8 points 5 days ago

World War 3D

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago (1 children)

World War: The animated series

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Why is The World and the War not on here, given that it started this nonsense? Are you a denier?

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