this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2025
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[–] RunJun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 week ago

Both of the major food groups!

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Sounds like breakfast

[–] notsure@fedia.io 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

...once again, thanks for your continued submissions that keep us through these dark times...

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago

Always happy to do my part.

[–] mfed1122@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It's crazy how Lemmy is still small enough that one user can have such massive cultural reach to tens of thousands of people just by posting a lot. The Picard Maneuver must be one of the, if not the most prolific Lemmy posters. I don't even feel comfortable responding to their comment in this chain, like I'm not worthy of an audience with the Content King

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Penis Ha & Maya Hi are a lovely couple.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] lemmyknow@lemmy.today 12 points 1 week ago
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

I giggled like an idiot.

[–] panathea@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago

The pursuit of ha penis

[–] nao@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually, the full text is "Edward Penishands", the porn parody of the Tim Burton movie after Batman

[–] Sonor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That is a very weird thing to dedicate a building to

Still a better name for a building than Trump Tower 🤷

[–] notsure@fedia.io 6 points 1 week ago

...penis..............ha..........

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is the funniest shit I've seen in my entire life.

Ha!

[–] jade52@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago

Literally just opened this post to say those exact words.

[–] lemmyausmister@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago

Top Gear once featured the Penistone Technology center