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[–] Dasus@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

Don't spiders actually sort of rather drink their prey than eating it? We digest food inside us, spiders just vomit up shit onto paralysed prey that liquifies it so the spider can just sort of slurp it up.

So I wonder how he'll do with a turtle. It's easy enough to imagine on a fish, but...

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

This is basically the plot of IT.

[–] boaratio@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

It's a guilty pleasure that I love The Matter of Disguise.

[–] shoo@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Fascinating is not the word I would use to describe that

[–] rumschlumpel@feddit.org 3 points 7 hours ago

How about 'fucking nuts, dude'?

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)
[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

But the spiders is Australia are worse right? Thats how I justify sleeping at night. Tell me its true.

[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago

Why limit it to the US? Dolomedes is international.

Also yes I will sleep tight, knowing these adorable and accomplished spiders are out there living their best lives.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 21 hours ago

there's the slight alleviating factor of most people not living in lakes

[–] remon@ani.social 34 points 1 day ago

Not entirely accurate, there are some save zones in North- an West Alaska.

[–] Drekaridill@feddit.is 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 38 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Red is land, white represents where the spiders are.

[–] Pyro@programming.dev 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We've lost Canada and Mexico to the spiders already...

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 7 hours ago

This comment is full of spiders. Using darkmode just hides them in the dark

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But how do they fish on land?

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Don't read so well, do ya?

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Who said that? Who's talking?

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Drekaridill@feddit.is 12 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That would be very disheartening if I lived in America

[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

They are in many countries. But they are not scary.

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

these days it doesn't even make the top 10 list of disturbing things for people living in America

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[–] Engywuck@lemm.ee 94 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Poor turtle :( he's just a little fella

[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I know your age range just from the master of disguise reference

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Saw that shit in theatres. As well as Baby Geniuses 2 and Meet the Spartans.

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 3 points 18 hours ago

You're my exact age 31. And 32 in a few months

[–] Hoimo@ani.social 87 points 1 day ago (4 children)

How strong is that spider that it can lift a turtle? Will one nuke be enough?

"Laughs in australian"

[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Let's see how strong they are under a blanket of napalm.

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[–] Geodad@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (11 children)

That's gotta be in Australia...

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nope, southern US. Found in a local group.

[–] JacksonLamb@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

Great find! There are various members of Dolomedes in other countries. Some specialise in rivers, other lakes.

[–] remon@ani.social 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nope, that's a north American species.

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