No! No candles in the woods!
These fuckwits are going to burn down the whole forest for a candlelight invocation about scheduling a meeting that should have been an email.
this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2025
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This séance could have been an email.
I think messages should include a tip. No tip? Must be spam, not reading it. $1 tip? That's a priority. Spammers and management would lose money, everyone else would break even.
"Hi, you have reached the Astral Plane communication line for Autumn the Witch. At this moment the line is busy, your call is important for us, you can make an appointment with our app. Please call again during the next blue moon."
Mark from management: "Delaura, Delaura, Delaura!"
Delaura of the woods: "Whast bringth though from the world of man?"
Mark from management: "Mr. Grimson's printer isn't printing, what do we have to do again to trouble shoot it? Is it possible that you just come in and take care of it? Maybe we can ignore this home office thing for a little bit, and you start coming to work like the rest of us. Be a team player."
Daluara of the woods: "Are you kidding me? No. Why didn't you just send an email instead?!"
Id settle for 'between two mirrors while tripping in the dark' but im not gonna turn down woods-candle summons.
Instructions unclear. Somehow I summoned 2025. Oops, my bad (but before you blame me too hard, 2024 kinda limited our options anyway m'kay?:-P)