I've been getting really into tarot lately to help apply everything I've learned in years of therapy in a less clinically sterile way. I've got a notebook full of cultural and traditional references for each tarot card (among other esoteric spiritual practices like astrology and tasseography). These last few weeks I've been getting together internet shitposts, memes, and copypastas to sprinkle in. Some of them are also cartoon and other media quotes. Here's a few highlights (there's usually separate quotes for upright and inverted versions of the same card):
The fool (rev): Consider learning chemistry by mixing the stuff under the sink. -Twitter user JohnXuandou, to people getting mad over Bridget's gender in Guilty Gear
The Magician: I’ve got a date with destiny and it ain’t gonna end with a kiss. -Candace, Phineas & Ferb ("The Belly of the Beast/Moon Farm")
The Hermit: society is so much fucking Bitched ..... -wint @dril
The Hermit (rev): blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin -wint @dril
The Hanged Man: people come up to me and say, "I will never use the bathroom. I will never shit" and i gotta tell them pal, sooner or later youre gonna shit -wint @dril
The Devil: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL -wint @dril
(I really love dril, ok?)
The Star (rev): The light inside me has broken, but I still work. -a handwritten note left on a broken vending machine
Judgement: One day you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you've filled. - Tumblr User curseworm
Five of Wands (rev): go ahead. keep screaming "Shut The Fuck Up " at me. it only makes my opinions Worse -wint @dril
Seven of Wands: If the world chooses to become my enemy, I will fight like I always have! - Shadow the Hedgehog, Sonic 06
Three of Cups (rev): everyone less mentally ill than me is Privileged, everyone more mentally ill than me is Toxic, everyone equally mentally ill to me is Cool -wint @dril
Eight of Cups: Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing. -CAELI K. @onlycaelik
Knight of Swords (rev): What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.
-opening lines to The Internet Tough Guy Copypasta
Bonus: Music Clips:
- The Chariot: Don't Stop Me Now - Queen
- The Queen of Wands: 9 to 5 - Dolly Parton
- The Knight of Cups: Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley
- Five of Wands: Eye of the Tiger - Survivor
- Six of Wands: Sweet Victory (the SpongeBob version obvs)
- Seven of Wands: I Won't Back Down - Tom Petty
- Eight of Wands: Stronger - Kelly Clarkson
- Bonus Bonus, the number one in the numerology index: Lonely - Three Dog Night
