this post was submitted on 18 Jun 2025
296 points (94.3% liked)

Microblog Memes

8163 readers
2975 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 hours ago

Even if those leaves were a fruit, they're not called greens. Some kinds of leaves are called that as a general term, but not the ones in the picture. He's wrong on so many levels!

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

Yellow squash

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 55 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Orange, cherry, blackberry, etc.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 68 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I'm pretty sure orange and cherry are named after the fruit, but Blackberry is true.

[–] ipitco@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 55 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Nah it's inspired from the phone

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 30 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Impound4017@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That tracks. Steve Jobs was known for his enjoyment of fruit, to a potentially problematic degree.

[–] GrilledCheese@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Dunno who that is but Tim Apple invented the computer and his ancestors invented the apple (in 196 AD) and just for the record if you think enjoying fruit is problematic you’re probably homophobic or something ¯\(ツ)/¯ iunno go away

[–] ipitco@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 6 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

those fuckers try to sell their fruit by using a brand's name. They even got the design wrong, it's supposed to have a curved side.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

The source for this is old reddit threads, so hardly authoritative, but supposedly the color orange was actually named after the food item.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 15 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Yes indeed. Before we had "orange", and also "purple" everything was just "red" which is why we have red onions and red cabbage that are anything but red and several species of bird are called red despite being clearly orange coloured.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 13 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

And why orange haired people still have red hair.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Sometimes I learn something that makes me think, how the hell had I not figured that out sometime in the past half-century.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

For some reason, french has a specific term for orange/red hair that's quite old. So we don't have red haired people. I don't know if other languages share this.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 14 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Pendants will argue that black is not a colour

[–] sxan@midwest.social 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Physicists might argue that, but black is a color linguistically and in common usage; I'd argue that since OP was generally speaking in a linguistic context, linguistic rules override physics pedantry.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

linguistic rules override physics pedantry.

Idk why, maybe because I'm a scientist, but this speaks to something in my soul

[–] sxan@midwest.social 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I thought briefly about editing that to say, "in this context", but I thought it might be redundant.

It's like the whole fruit/vegetable debate, and there not really being a scientific category of "vegetables" that aligns with the common usage. However, in common usage, the loose, lay definition of "vegetable" is far more useful than the scientific, taxonomical one.

Context is king.

[–] naught101@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah. I've had this discussing with others in different forms, where they are arguing that words have specific definitions..

I would go even further.. My take is that what you said is right, but also, what a given context (like "cooking") is can be very different for different people.. So even in situations where three is really only one meaning for a word (rare, but maybe "broccoli" is an example), the word is understood differently by different people because it has different connotations attached for everyone (e.g. "I love/hate it", "my grandparent used to cook it badly").

Word definitions are like the lowest common denominator consensus version of those individual meaning, but they are changing slightly all the time as people change. Dictionaries are just documenting that evolution, but are constantly playing catch-up.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] egrets@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago (9 children)

Actually, the color is named after the fruit. It wasn't until the late Middle Ages that we discovered anything other than the redcurrant that was red in color. Poppies, for example, were only discovered in ~1917, and we only found out about blood in the 1970s.

[–] sxan@midwest.social 3 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Dear Mr Encyclopedia, when were raspberries discovered? Wasn't Avalon "the isle of apples?" When did Christian bibles start describing the forbidden fruit as "apples?" Were they not red apples?

What color did they call ripe ribe avu-crispa (a gooseberry)?

[–] egrets@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

The Biblical fruit is just given as "pərî" and could be any fruit. Avalon is from the Welsh aflonydd, "peaceful", so named because it was King Arthur's vacation spot. Raspberries have not yet been discovered, at time of writing.

load more comments (8 replies)
[–] ipitco@lemmy.super.ynh.fr 7 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Hah! Why do we call black people coloured people then!

Checkmate blackisnotacolorists!

[–] tino@lemmy.world 8 points 14 hours ago

fruits are kind of a dessert, right? so are brownies.

[–] cygnosis@lemmy.world 81 points 21 hours ago (15 children)

I mean, orange was right there...

[–] NightFantom@slrpnk.net 112 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

Which is a colour named after the fruit iirc

[–] Skua@kbin.earth 55 points 21 hours ago

It is! We could use redcurrants, blackcurrants, and blackberries though

load more comments (4 replies)
[–] Jordan117@lemmy.world 53 points 20 hours ago (2 children)
[–] redsunrise@programming.dev 6 points 6 hours ago

right on. this tweet is like saying "there's not a single country in africa that starts with the letter K." there obviously is, but it's targeting people who are knowledgable enough to know the answer but not intelligent enough to understand the point of the tweet.

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 5 hours ago

I’m already married.

[–] razorcandy@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 21 hours ago

Just a little fun fact: the color was actually named after the fruit and not the other way around :D

“The word "orange" came into English from the Old French "pomme d'orenge", which referred to the fruit.”

There are still blackberries though…

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 14 points 21 hours ago

I think this might have been a joke abstracted to allude to that, without falling for the trap. Oranges were not named after the color, the color was named after the fruit.

load more comments (11 replies)
[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 22 points 21 hours ago

Blackberries

[–] LordOfLocksley@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago
[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 21 hours ago (5 children)
load more comments (5 replies)
load more comments
view more: next ›