Well I didn't see him piss in the cup so I refuse to believe this. We must see him pee to ensure he didn't use a bag of piss.
this post was submitted on 17 Jun 2025
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He apparently hires people to do other shit for him and lies about it, so I will consider this no different
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Gosh that labs phone number is right there huh. Kinda tempted to call and ask about it, since he's made this public and all...
And they won't tell you anything because of HIPAA
Every published story with a quote from them gets them another $100k.
Specimen type: Urine
How do we know he used his own urine?
I think we all know that he did not
"We don't know if it was in fact his urine. Um, you can't, like, dust for urine." - a prominent musician
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New meme template just dropped.
I thought he was on record saying that he regularly takes ketamine therapeutically.
He got better.
At what?
At taking ketamine
😂
Excusatio non petita, accusatio manifesta
The same piss test also showed Elon is pregnant.
Cutting out the surrogate.
Doesn't that indicate testicular cancer?
Don't worry, it will probably reject him & not want to ever talk to him.
They also did a DNA test and found out that Elon is in fact not a good boy 🐶 but instead is a lazy bastard who sleeps all day on a sunny spot and plots for your demise. 🐱
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The fact that this list says there’s no ketamine in his system, makes it super suspicious.
So, he's just naturally that stupid and weird?!?!
Books are where it's at!
Or he bought someone's piss. Ot synthetic piss. Or he diluted with Gatorade. There's a dozen ways to beat a piss test, even for poor people.
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Even if the test were irrefutably him (and it could be totally fake or someone else), how much would it cost to make an illegal clone of himself? How many do you think Musk could afford? Why should I trust any billionaire?
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Whose pee was it?
The Lab Director's name is literally D Coy lol
Holy shit 😂
Can't beat that.
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