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The bee apparently caused his heart attack

Anyways zoidberg salute 2 to the bee

1.2 billion dollar networth apparently

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[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 20 points 16 hours ago

luigi mangiobee

[–] macabrett2@hexbear.net 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

this is why I've always supported the bees

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 4 points 15 hours ago

the bee's politics were probably more coherent

[–] inTheShadowOf@hexbear.net 8 points 15 hours ago

Thank you comrade bee catgirl-cry

[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 30 points 19 hours ago

I hope the bee didn't suffer.

[–] hello_hello@hexbear.net 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

If only Furio from the Sopranos was there to tell him that he has a bee on yo hat and smacked it away.

Polo match

Stupid facking game.

[–] deathtoreddit@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

If only

Stupid facking game.

Alright, but you gotta get over it.

[–] neroiscariot@hexbear.net 6 points 14 hours ago
[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 52 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 37 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Look I know it's gauche to laugh at one's own joke but I really fucking got myself with this one.

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 16 points 21 hours ago

it's a good'un

[–] WrongOnTheInternet@hexbear.net 22 points 19 hours ago

One bee and enough cocaine to kill an elephant

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 14 points 18 hours ago
[–] kristina@hexbear.net 32 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

if i were a billionaire with deathly allergies id just pay a lacky to have an epipen on them. skill issue shrug-outta-hecks

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 4 points 13 hours ago

If I was deathly allergic to anything I'd keep an epipen on me at all times and not trust others to save me

[–] chloroken@lemmy.ml 20 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

How the hell did nobody have an epipen

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 5 points 15 hours ago

rich people are evil

[–] moss_icon@hexbear.net 40 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

It's becoming a summer tradition that a billionaire dies to the stupidest shit imaginable.

2023 was OceanGate

2024 was the yacht

Now a billionaire gets 187'd by a bee

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[–] MrSilkworm@lemmy.ml 19 points 19 hours ago
[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 26 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

Why is Luigi wearing a German Bee-ified Stahlhelm?

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 30 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Luigi's Mansion was him vacuuming up the ghosts of all the dead Hohenzollerns so Germany could be free of its imperial past and be born again in socialism.

Unfortunately 1990 happened too soon.

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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 61 points 1 day ago

Target eliminated. Well done 47

apparently he was at a polo match when it happened lmao

[–] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 29 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

The responsible party has been identified

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 21 hours ago

right about now

it's time to rock with

the biggitty Buck Bumble

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[–] RomCom1989@hexbear.net 64 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What a whimsical ass death

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[–] huf@hexbear.net 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] FishLake@lemmygrad.ml 44 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It died doing what it loved

[–] porcupine@lemmygrad.ml 57 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is this the part where we scold the bee for doing adventurism instead of organizing for a local party?

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I heard it was organized with 10s of thousands of dedicated comrades. Excited to see what they do next.

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Bro, they get conditional support at best. They are literally monarchists.

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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 35 points 23 hours ago

rip in peace to a real one [the bee].

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 53 points 1 day ago

Save the Bees - Kill the Billionaires

rosa-salute

[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I thought this was fake news lmao

[–] toarmspunies@hexbear.net 28 points 23 hours ago

I checked twice to bee certain the first time I read the title

[–] TheLastHero@hexbear.net 45 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Kapur, the chairman of global car parts giant Sona Comstar, died from anaphylactic shock after a bee possibly stung him in the mouth

The bee has the right to defend itself from ecocriminals

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 32 points 23 hours ago

Flash of inspiration time

[–] refolde@hexbear.net 24 points 22 hours ago

The return of Bee JDPON

[–] Pili@hexbear.net 14 points 20 hours ago
[–] buh@hexbear.net 10 points 19 hours ago

donejay kaput

[–] RaisedFistJoker@hexbear.net 18 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

this would make a good slammer post

[–] Carl@hexbear.net 18 points 21 hours ago

I'M SORRY, BZZZZZ

THE GENOCIDE WILL STOP

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 18 points 21 hours ago

Do not ask for whom the bee buzzes

It buzzes for thee

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 39 points 1 day ago

Another dead billionaire sicko-wholesome

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