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this is why I've always supported the bees
the bee's politics were probably more coherent
Thank you comrade bee
I hope the bee didn't suffer.
If only Furio from the Sopranos was there to tell him that he has a bee on yo hat and smacked it away.
Polo match
Stupid facking game.
If only
Stupid facking game.
Alright, but you gotta get over it.
🐝
🎩
Look I know it's gauche to laugh at one's own joke but I really fucking got myself with this one.
it's a good'un
One bee and enough cocaine to kill an elephant
if i were a billionaire with deathly allergies id just pay a lacky to have an epipen on them. skill issue
If I was deathly allergic to anything I'd keep an epipen on me at all times and not trust others to save me
How the hell did nobody have an epipen
rich people are evil
It's becoming a summer tradition that a billionaire dies to the stupidest shit imaginable.
2023 was OceanGate
2024 was the yacht
Now a billionaire gets 187'd by a bee
Why is Luigi wearing a German Bee-ified Stahlhelm?
Luigi supports the GDR
Luigi's Mansion was him vacuuming up the ghosts of all the dead Hohenzollerns so Germany could be free of its imperial past and be born again in socialism.
Unfortunately 1990 happened too soon.
Target eliminated. Well done 47
apparently he was at a polo match when it happened lmao
The responsible party has been identified
right about now
it's time to rock with
the biggitty Buck Bumble
is the bee all right?
B is kil 😔
It died doing what it loved
Is this the part where we scold the bee for doing adventurism instead of organizing for a local party?
I heard it was organized with 10s of thousands of dedicated comrades. Excited to see what they do next.
Bro, they get conditional support at best. They are literally monarchists.
rip in peace to a real one [the bee].
Save the Bees - Kill the Billionaires
I thought this was fake news lmao
I checked twice to bee certain the first time I read the title
Kapur, the chairman of global car parts giant Sona Comstar, died from anaphylactic shock after a bee possibly stung him in the mouth
The bee has the right to defend itself from ecocriminals
Flash of inspiration time
The return of Bee JDPON
Go vegan
donejay kaput
this would make a good slammer post
I'M SORRY, BZZZZZ
THE GENOCIDE WILL STOP
Do not ask for whom the bee buzzes
It buzzes for thee
Another dead billionaire