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The bee apparently caused his heart attack

Anyways zoidberg salute 2 to the bee

1.2 billion dollar networth apparently

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[–] Guamer@hexbear.net 83 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BanSwitch2Buyers@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why is Luigi wearing a German Bee-ified Stahlhelm?

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Luigi's Mansion was him vacuuming up the ghosts of all the dead Hohenzollerns so Germany could be free of its imperial past and be born again in socialism.

Unfortunately 1990 happened too soon.

[–] sammer510@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He is dripped out. Drippi Longstockings 😩👌