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[–] BubbaGumpsBackLumps@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As an aussie who has had many foods taken by birds including a fucking eagle that stole my burger out of my hands, this is some sociopath shit

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I reckon. Birds are fuckin psycho.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 3 points 1 day ago

seriously. who steals a french fry?

[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 73 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Humans:

  • Takes all the fish for themselves
  • has bussiness dump to birds perfectly edible but to humans not commercially pretty enough fish bits in the trash.
  • builds apartments on the gulls original habitat

“wHy Do ThESe SEaguLl KeEP STEalinG FrOm Us”

I also grew up at the coast and yes they are a menace. But as the saying goes fuck around, find out.

Imagine if we restored and maintained the habitat and did a daily collection of fish waste to dump near that habitat.

[–] Ilandar@lemmy.today 21 points 2 days ago

They're also a "menace" because many people actively feed them. It's the same as ducks following people around expecting bread.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 days ago

Exc-fucking-actly. I'm horrified by how many people here think that animal cruelty is okay when you don't like the said animal.

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[–] BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works 38 points 3 days ago

Not only is he cruel, he is actually participating in making more powerful Seagulls, the surviving seagulls will be the ones that can steal chips and survive being thrown at a wall. Beware the terminator seagull soon attacking your chips, the walls will not survive!

[–] catty@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Seagulls: 2,047,7998, Humans: 1

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[–] RizzoTheSmall@lemm.ee 56 points 3 days ago (12 children)

I grew up by the sea and seagulls can fuck right off. Ones where I was learned to shit on you and your food from above so you would put it in the bin, then they'd raid the bin and eat the shit covered food.

A near-lifetime around these fuckers gives me some sympathy for this guy. Not a lot, but some.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Grew up by the sea too. Humans destroyed the vast majority seagulls' habitat, overfished a ton, so if now they steal from us, it's only fair. They are wild animals and need food. People should learn to protect their food instead of being a horrible piece of shit.

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[–] DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Meanwhile perhaps 100s of millions of hens live in small cages in probable misery because we want cheaper eggs.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 44 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If you hurt animals, you suck.

[–] ameancow@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

Factory farms and the entire livestock/dairy/meat industry does indeed suck.

Edit: exactly seven of you are pro-factory-farm and I think you probably need Jesus. To come back and slap each of you.

[–] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 74 points 3 days ago (3 children)

That's crazy behavior honestly. Don't let that guy have access to kids, they wouldn't make it long.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 126 points 3 days ago

They'll survive as long as they don't steal his chips.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 61 points 3 days ago (1 children)
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[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Once saw a seagull casually walk up to a pigeon like it was going to walk past it and just snap it's fucking neck.

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[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 57 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

They may be aggressive flying pests but this guy is a fucking psycho.

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[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (4 children)
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[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago (25 children)

as someone who's had their food stolen by a seagull a few times i once found myself in a fit of petty rage googling "can i kill a seagull" and the answer is no, like legally you cannot, they're protected birds

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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 50 points 3 days ago (3 children)

That cartoon version of the old man kills me every time.

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 44 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Labour's weak attitude to immigration is to blame here just letting these thieves just fly into the country!

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[–] deaf_fish@midwest.social 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Why is everyone jumping to the psychopath narrative? Is there background on this guy? Why bring up crying children? This feels like a Phy Op to me and some people replying in this post are glowing a bit....

Edit: Finally after everyone spent all day being mad at me for asking for information, one of you got me some. Thanks alekwithak!

[–] Ibuthyr@lemmy.wtf 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, because killing a huge fucking seagull in front of kids is a totally normal thing to do.

[–] deaf_fish@midwest.social 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So all not normal things are psychotic?

[–] Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (14 children)

No but brutally killing an animal in public in front of children is.

[–] JuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

They should have brought it home and killed it in private like a civilized person.

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[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The moral highground is an addictive drug. People are desperate for it.

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[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (22 children)

Because killing animals, especially over petty shit, and especially especially in front of others while disregarding their reactions is literally psychopath shit. Your insistence that this is some kind of 'Phy Op' just makes you look like one, too. Edit: and to call people out for 'glowing' is not helping your case, either.

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[–] Pothetato@lemmy.world 32 points 3 days ago (16 children)

Bahaha I fully support his actions. Fucking prick seagull fucked around and found out.

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 53 points 3 days ago

There's a good chance another seagull ate the body before it was even cold.

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