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[–] MouseKeyboard@ttrpg.network 1 points 21 minutes ago
[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 2 points 56 minutes ago* (last edited 56 minutes ago)

100 - “ICE” patches.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Nice. Let's balance this out a bit at the other end:

98 - A scroll containing a detailed plan to burn down the nearest orphanage.

99 - Pockets full of napkins inscribed with insane anti-gnome racist gibberish.

100 - A magic communication stone that, if activated, creates a magic audio connection with the lead villain of the current story arc.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 23 minutes ago)

Anti-gnomery isn't bad.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 8 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

5 - As the goblin lays facedown in a pool of blood. You discover a bucket full of candy and a cracked plastic mask with the same expression of the goblin you just fought.

[–] moody@lemmings.world 17 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

A small puppy, obviously killed by the same blow that finished off the victim.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 14 points 4 hours ago

"I strike at the bandit with my axe"

"Give me a to hit roll"

"Natural 20!"

"You cleave both targets in half, blood sprays everywhere!"

"Both targets?"

[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 43 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

A letter that reads:

"Dad

I know things were hard for you when mum died but I know we can get though this together.

I'll see you at the funeral.

Love from Anita"

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 8 hours ago

Last name MakeaWillSaveOrTakePsychicDamage?

[–] mordoko@lemmy.world 47 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

17 - little new baby shoes wrapped like a gift 🎁

[–] mordoko@lemmy.world 31 points 9 hours ago

18 - an unsend letter for the party, asking for help to recover their house as a bandit group kicked them out of it

[–] Fletcher@lemmy.today 53 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

5 - a cheerfully written letter addressed to the slain party's significant other, describing in glowing terms how the slain party feels like they have a new lease on life ever since kicking some unnamed and dreadful disease, and how they can't wait for this last job to end so they can come back home and start being the husband/wife/boyfriend/girlfriend/whateverfriend that they always wanted to be.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 50 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

6 - a note with a sandwich that reads "I can't wait to spend more time with you and the grandkids, enjoy your last day!" Along with retirement papers.

[–] felbane@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago

Extra points if the slain party is a guard or other law enforcement official.

[–] Fletcher@lemmy.today 17 points 9 hours ago

ROFLMAO!! It's so cringe! I absolutely love it!! =)

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 20 points 9 hours ago

D100. I'm going d4 on that table.

[–] bacon_pdp@lemmy.world 17 points 9 hours ago

42 - a letter describing the party’s previous actions from 20 minutes ago as a horrific crime against the innocent and vulnerable.

[–] Goretantath@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Holy shit thats glorious! Def gonna include that if i ever dm.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

That calls for a d20, not 100

[–] Fletcher@lemmy.today 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I think the d100 is so lots of people can add their own entries. :)

[–] tyler@programming.dev 22 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I think it’s so that it’s really low odds because you have lots of fights. Wouldn’t feel real if every third encounter had something like that.

[–] Susaga@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

I'd just turn it into a running joke that roughly 50 different bandits have the same picture of the same woman in a locket, and another 30 keep sending money to the same "mother". Then I'll make a cult where the phrase "For the light in my darkness" is some twisted mantra.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

How to roll 100:

  1. take 10 sided die, roll once
  2. take that number and multiply by 10
  3. roll 10 sided die again
  4. add that to the number from #2
  5. add 1 (otherwise it would be 0-99, not 1-100)
[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Wouldn't that give you 11-100?

The Lowest number on a dice is 1, and 1×10 gives you 10.

The formula would have to be

((d10-1)×10)+d10=x≥90⟹y=y+1

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Alternatively:

Roll a percentile die and a d10 together. Done.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

that's exactly what I said, also you'd still need to add 1 to make rolling 100 possible

[–] iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Well, no, that's not exactly what you said. And rolling with a percentile die means you do not need to add anything. A result of 00 and 0 is the 100. And your way makes rolling a 1 impossible.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 5 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

How do you get “1” like this?

I suppose you have to roll 10 to get to 100 = 0

But then what?

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

Then you switch to a system where you don't add the 1, interpreting 00 as 100

[–] theroastedtoaster@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Modify step 2 so you subtract 1 from the roll first, then multiply by 10. That way if you roll a 1, the 10's digit becomes a 0.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Then you get 1 to 99