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[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 minutes ago

Since those damn republicans don’t wanna wear masks this is the next best solution.

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 5 points 10 hours ago
[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Sure, but not in bike lanes.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 5 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (2 children)

You can't ride a bike in one of these

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 25 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] RobotZap10000 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TheTetrapod@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Is this an AI upscaled cereal guy?

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 points 15 hours ago

There you go!

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 4 points 16 hours ago

Have you tried? It’s amazing!

[–] ratel@mander.xyz 8 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] iii@mander.xyz 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Waauw. This is the best thing!

[–] ratel@mander.xyz 5 points 15 hours ago

Oh someone's got all 6 uploaded. A blast from the past.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago

At least in extremely windy areas, yes, and on the tops of all large hills and mountains, provided they have an adequate number and variety of obstacles on the way down their slopes.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 13 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

If you like the smell of feet

[–] iii@mander.xyz 11 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 14 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You usually have to go barefoot to get traction while not ruining the membrane with shoes. From your breathing the ball gets humid and sweaty inside, they end up stinking like feet. You hope you are the first person to use it at an event and not the last

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 12 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

You should clean your balls after vigorous activity.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

The top is the floor.

Also the back, the front and sides.

[–] iii@mander.xyz 4 points 16 hours ago

Oh no ... 🦶🤢

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 16 hours ago

I smell public transit deficiency.

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 8 points 17 hours ago

Maybe for the next pandemic