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Stand up for each other (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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Might be true. Might be fake. Don't care. Lesson is basic. Don't be a dick and just have a lil respect.

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[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 144 points 6 days ago (1 children)

and then albert einstein clapped and started praying as well

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 106 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I love it when he does that

[–] TacoButtPlug@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Lmfao I hate you 🤣🤣🤣

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 6 points 5 days ago

💜

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 5 days ago (1 children)

All of the "nothing ever happens" people need to literally touch grass. Shit like this happens all of the time in major cities.

[–] martino@lemmy.world 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I thought it was pretty believable up until the fist bump. That part has "and then everyone clapped" energy. I wouldn't be surprised if the rest of the story is true.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 5 days ago

Fair enough...

[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Thathappened.txt

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 36 points 5 days ago

Yeah, construction dude was from Azerbaijan instead, but that's hard to spell.

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[–] BotsRuinedEverything@lemmy.world 48 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I'll take shit that never happened for $200

[–] A7thStone@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Nothing ever happens.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Still pretty funny.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago (4 children)

The humor comes from absurdity. Knowing that it's made up greatly decreases the absurdity.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 5 days ago

I'm an absurdist first when it comes to comedy. I still thought this was funny. I can get to the end and understand that it probably wasn't real while still enjoying the story. Source: will joke about punching a baby for the hell of it. Or a nun punching a baby.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

I like hearing a multi-cultural joke that isn't racist except towards U.S. Americans

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[–] plantmoretrees@lemm.ee 21 points 5 days ago

Then everyone clapped

[–] undeffeined@lemmy.ml 21 points 5 days ago

Deadass, no cap!

[–] Auli@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 days ago

Sounds fake.

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Then everyone clapped

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 days ago

I want to believe poster, but it's a nun and a giant Armenian man slyly fistbumping

[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 days ago

As someone on vacation, with a fanny pack, I am offended.

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