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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] match@pawb.social 90 points 1 month ago

it means you're getting the strap, anon

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 76 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 66 points 1 month ago

crying isn't a safeword

[–] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 49 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm not sure I understand all the jargon in this one.

[–] dabaldeagul 78 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Boymoder = trans woman who "hides" their identity by wearing typically male clothes.

Cis = not trans

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Oh like boy-mode -er

I thought it was some weird spelling of boy-mother

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 month ago

Oh, good. I'm not alone. I was having some difficulty parsing this meme.

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is "Boy Mode" affiliated with "Sicko Mode"?

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 27 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if you mean "boymoder" that word often refers to closeted trans women (also called eggs), who have yet to fully socially transition and wear masculine clothing. Sometimes this word is also used by people experimenting with their gender

[–] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

An egg is a trans person who hasn't realized/accepted that they're trans yet, not just one that's in the closet.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

yeah that too, though the definition of "egg" is pretty fluid from what i've seen, or at least, that's how i saw it (so many people joking "still cis" and "i'm an egg" that idk if they're just joking about it, or if they're checking out a new identity but making it all a joke is easier? idk)

I can't speak for other people. But at least for me all the "still cis" and "I'm an egg hahah" was pretty much checking out a new identity but using humor to make it easier like you said.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Egg as in “hasn’t hatched yet”? So once you realize you’re trans you “hatch”?

Basically. When you finally realize/accept it we call that cracking.

[–] Estiar@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Once eggs hatch they become chicks

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

True, but now I am wondering if trans men also use the term

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)

please keep the tttt posts going, I don't want to go back to 4tran

[–] moonlight6205@lemm.ee 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

where do i find ANY gf?

OkCupid for me

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 month ago

anon's gf is into girls and wants to see her gf all pretty. she has a fetish for seeing her loved one be happy.

[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Anon's gf likes her(?), oh no, and now anon is confused?

cheers anon, my bisexual cis GF told me to keep stealing her clothes because I look good in them today