this post was submitted on 03 Jun 2025
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This is a critical part of every pride
This is the year the straights became extinct through mass rainbow indoctrination.
Be gay. Do crimes.
Gay Pride is cancelled, we're doing Gay Wrath this year
I already celebrate gay wrath the other 11 months
MEMO: OFFICE OF ALLYSHIP STANDARDS
Effective 6/10/25:
- Straight couples must secure a "Temporary Hetero Permit" (THP) for public handholding.
- Permits require 3 notarized letters of support from trans neighbors (FORM T-9).
FORMAL NOTICE: FLAG CODE REVISION
Per STATUTE PRIDE-7: Failure to display rainbow flags on primary domicile results in:
1st offense: Community service (bedazzling city buses).
2nd offense: Mandatory karaoke to Cher’s entire discography (Enforcement via Firearm)
All Funding secured via "Straight Tears" tax (CODE: ST-2025).
primary domicile
implying the existence of secondary domiciles? 
Queer Polyamorous Domiciles
Everyday at 12:00 EDT everyone has to do a big gay.
We're aiming to normalize vigilante executions for so-called "straight" marriages. Honestly, that might have to be a stretch goal; we are confident that we can obtain death sentencing with due-process for this depraved act, at least.