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[–] guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago

That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

[–] DoubleDongle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 week ago

Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

[–] FundMECFSResearch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago (9 children)

I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The real question; how do you find avocados with small nuts (or seeds) like that?!!

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[–] HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Sounds like someone likes to jerk it with avocado oil and didn't tell the researcher

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] 5parky@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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[–] Tattorack@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Wat?

Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Never knowingly ate any anyhow so ymmv

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Reminds me of fresh cut okra.

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