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[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 154 points 1 week ago (7 children)

"vibe coded/coding" means using something like Chat-gpt to output code, if anyone is wondering.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

using something like Chat-gpt to ..

.. write your entire project.

I think we decided to call them Sloppers. 'vibe'-coding is way too charitable.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago

I like "sloppers". Back in the day these would be script-kiddies/ skiddies but that's even ascribing way too much effort compared to "vibe coding."

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sloppers is much better. vibe-coding should be more like actually coding, but like having a crazy-ass aesthetic as your desktop or listening to some banger music or something like that. Also the code comments should be 'vibes-based', aka only intuition can decipher what the comment says.

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

#function really whips a llama's ass

TIL people use the term vibe coding unironically.

[–] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 81 points 1 week ago (7 children)

To those of you feeling called out: Vibe coding is not about letting GPT find your missing semicolon or create that weird for-loop for you, but crafting the whole source code from scratch for a person who can't program at all.

[–] themachinestops@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I used it to write a simple query today and felt disgusting. It feels like I used a lazy way instead of doing research to find the right Syntax. I did research before using it, but the documentation wasn't clear, so I used it.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 week ago

I've used it to craft a quick PowerShell or bash oneliner, or to get familiar with a function in some python package I've never used. But an entire program?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Do people really do that?! I've just used it as a starting point for something totally unfamiliar, reworked it to suit, made sure I understood everything it spit out. I cannot imagine ChatGPT spitting out working code.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I sincerely believe the actual "AI apocalypse" will simply be things like critical infrastructure being run on "vibe code."

I honestly think we are heading to a world similar to the https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Machine_Stops world.

[–] HackerJoe@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago

They do. The result is usually as expected. Either full of security holes or the recipe site is advertising cyanide ice cream.

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[–] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 28 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It sounds likely it should be something cooler than being able to type a question to a computer. Like, if I was really good at Ask Jeeves, could I be a Vibe Bro too?

[–] Linktank@lemmy.today 13 points 1 week ago

Yes, they're the same thing.

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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't need to code a lot but the few times I asked AI for a simple code ( like vba or batch script) it messed up. How do you mess up VBA!? It took more time for me to correct than to just type.

[–] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

Because it is trained on others people bad vba

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 week ago (2 children)

we just picked up a new intern this month. they did ok in the interview but it was mostly that their dad works with us that they got a job this summer. this week while we were waiting for a meeting to start one of the other devs asked him about the tools he typicaly uses.

he started talking about these vibe coding IDEs and i had to look them up. WTF! but now it is all making sense. who goes to a 4 year uni getting a cs degree and can't navigate a terminal? this is going to be a long summer.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)

My buddy got one of those. Immediate stopped doing group work and set about rebranding himself as an AI Automation Engineer. He's missing SO MUCH of the basics but sure talks a good schtick and is climbing the ladder so fast. After meetings we kinda wonder whether he really believes all that stuff. It's very worrying.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago

The AI will help him write the next big thing in machine learning....

/s

[–] ferrule@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

the path up in many companies is an upside down pyramid of incompetance. you use to fail your way up but now it is about how much koolaid you drink.

[–] MummysLittleBloodSlut@lemmy.blahaj.zone 50 points 1 week ago (6 children)

How are people like this getting jobs and I can't find one?

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

Well, in the OP, it's entirely nepotism.

Fact is there's a lot of dead end postings, as far as I can tell.

Corpos post jobs so they can claim they're trying to hire someone, with zero intention of actually interviewing or hiring anyone.

It's basically a warm blanket for the current overworked and underpaid developers so that they keep working, waiting for help and relief when none is coming.

Then they have a pool of candidates when their current developers get sick of their shit and quit, so that they can fill that role immediately.

Yayyyy

[–] CCMan1701A@startrek.website 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Are you looking for a developer job?

[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 52 points 1 week ago

Because his dad works for the company

[–] TammyTobacco@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 week ago

Have a dad that can get you a job

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Confidence. Connections. Opportunities.

Act like you know what you're doing (you are likely more capable than you give yourself credit for). Be open to networking opportunities.

Give yourself the opportunities to get a job by applying to places you might be at least a 50% match for, using a well-crafted resume. A lot of these job listings are written on a game of telephone. A lot gets mistranslated between the dev team, management, and HR. Let the interviewer and your own judgement decide if you're a good fit or not after the interview, not that job listing.

These folks are getting to the hiring managers just by sheer number of applications (or knowing the right people), knowing how to get past the filters, and presenting themselves as a great candidate. Do the same, and you might have better luck.

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[–] AccountMaker@slrpnk.net 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was at a student project that just transitions to a being a normal job once you get your BSc, and there was one guy on our team who nobody knows how he got there, since there were objectively better students (in terms of grades and knowledge) who got rejected. He was beyond useless and always got other people to do his work for him.

Anyways, the company I worked at offered internships for students, and the main criteria for getting accepted was your average grade. I was present to witness that guy going on a call with someone who determines who gets the internship to vouch for his friend. His friend had an average grade far under 8 (which is honestly embarassing at our uni), but this dude said how his friend is very motivated, wants to work, the grade problem is only there because those are some subjects he doesn't care about, and he personally stands behind him that he'll be a grear intern.

Well it worked, that guy got the internship and other students who actually knew something got rejected because they didn't have connections inside the company. I imagine that's a story that gets repeated often. Higher mamagers don't really know who's doing what, so people who know how to confidently bullshit can talk themselves into and out of many situations and they often form connections with similar people.

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[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My mechanic vibe fixes my car, so whatevs

[–] Eheran@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Correct, just replace parts until it works... or not, does not matter, customer pays either way.

[–] yournamehere@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

do any of these apps really exist or is it just some a shit gui in a wrapper? i ve seen so many memes about it now but never really saw any of the apps.

[–] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 week ago (8 children)

They do exist. You are made to use stuff like cursor at many workplaces now for "productivity"

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[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Man, I would much rather be dead than live in this shitty timeline.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm wondering why the man spent anytime in the ER for a bunch of scratches. Looks like he fell off his bike.

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