Worst combo are chronic coughs and diarrhoea
this post was submitted on 29 May 2025
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Wouldn't this be true for anyone?
from this graph i therefore conclude i have both IBS-D and Crohn's disease
Comglaturstion! We’re both going to die.
We havent seen the weights. In a general sense - yes; in a weighted sense - slow yes
Not to be too dark, but some people probably start in the die state and never even get to have any sort of poop. :(
I suppose that's still technically no diarrhoea.
I wonder what kind of conditions might allow that state chart to have a transition from Death back to Diarrhea.
post mortem spasms might cause defecation
The worst is diarrhea and cough
Best combo in Pandemic
I want the transition probabilities, fam. That's where the fun's at!
If you think about it, and I suggest you don’t, this is a Markov model for all people regardless
The Holy Trinity
Are you implying that all of these are actually different representations of the same thing?
The son gets into some shit
The father does not give a shit
and the holy ghost gives up the shit
I mean everyone gets to experience their last trip to the toilet before dying, so I guess its not wrong.
All this chart says is death is the absorbing state and we all converge there regardless of excrement consistency.
Is it a fart? Do I roll the dice? Yeah, I should be goo.... ::sigh:: Cleanup, aisle 12.