If you'd read more than 3 books of fiction (the Bible can be only one of them), you'd probably have cultivated a level of imagination that suprasses this meme.
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Their logic would be
C
If something bad happens to someone it’s because they deserved it
“But they were a good person”
They were going to do something terrible
we are just bald monkeys, stop pretending otherwise
go fuck a banana!
Its clearly because clearly god has realized the best thing ever is isekai so he made earth and made us all isekai MCs. The terrible things that happen just give sus unique back stories when we get isekai'd so we all get to be unique MCs. /s
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My option is that god isn’t all knowing and all powerful as a single being, but that the best approximation of the word god is that it is being itself. There is no end to it. It’s simply the process by which all possible permutations of existence are briefly manifest over eternity. Maybe there are components of being that have moral tendencies, but is being itself moral?
Think about the following:
In the medieval ages, people were popping out 5-15 children on average. Child mortality was extremely high, with roughly 80% of children dying before they were 5 y/o.
Now, what should god do (if they existed)? Let the children life and cause overpopulation, which leads to famine and disaster, or kill a lot of children? There's literally no solution.
That was until contraceptives were found. And interestingly, contraceptives exist at roughly the same time that antibiotics exist, thus preventing both high child-mortality and overpopulation.
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I think the Pope and Cardinals would all choose B and then proceed to schpiel about how this life is a trial and he takes each of us at precisely the time of his choosing for good reasons inconceivable to mere mortals bla bla bla
they'd pull out Job. And basicaly say "you're too stupid to understand. to limited. How dare you question god? that's not your job, now get on your hands and knees and clean my shoes with your tongue. Oh and give me your money because I need it more than you and god says you have to. You didn't earn it anyway, it all came from god, too."
E. You deserved it
Pretty sure every pope is a multimillionaire (or at least lives exactly like one) without having to answer this question 🫤
So for the sake of a thought experiment:
in this thought experiment B or C or both is the case:
what is the best course of action?
comply with regulations and hope to get on the good side or suffer the consequences of the alternative
worship doesn't require benevolence. fear keeps people in line just as well.
pretty sure thats the case for many religious people. telling you the god isn't "good" would upset the rules, so why would they