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[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 6 points 1 hour ago

X Æ A-Xii . I could not resist. I apologize.

[–] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

I would like to provide a counterexample. There are plenty of these people in the US intermountain west, but there are at least some cases where there is no one at fault. Next time you see one of these names without context (though we clearly have the context in this case), before judging, consider Nariaw:

I am a teacher, and one year I found that my roster included a student named "Nariaw". As a public school, we register your student based on what's on the birth certificate. I ask all of my students to pronounce their names for me when I first meet them, for the reason we see in the OP and with shit like "abcde". However, when this girl came to my class, she said her name was pronounced "Miriam". I spent a good twenty seconds looking at my roster, and had to ask her to spell it for me. I didn't ask any rude and impertinent questions at that point, so it wasn't until a few months later that I got the full story:

Her mother, an immigrant from Ethiopia, was still unfamiliar with Latin script when her daughter was born here in the US. So when she attempted to write out the name, which she wanted to transliterate as "Mariam", she ended up writing only half of the first M, and wrote the second one upside-down. Whoever did the data entry for the government records dutifully recorded the child's name as "Nariaw". Was the mother at fault for being expected to write a name which, while she knew how to represent it in Amharic, she was forced to write in a language in which she was illiterate?

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 1 points 39 minutes ago

That's super frustrating. The hospital should have easily been able to get someone who had at least a basic grasp of a common language to help ensure they understood the forms and got them filled out correctly.

The fault is 100% with the hospital.

[–] tinkermeister@lemm.ee 2 points 2 hours ago

I once had a student named Dominca. It was supposedly pronounced Duh-mawn-i-ca. She would get very irritated that people “didn’t know how to read” when they pronounced it doh-minca

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 4 points 4 hours ago

https://www.washingtonpost.com/transportation/2018/11/29/little-girl-named-abcde-was-mocked-by-southwest-gate-agent-airline-has-apologized/

A girl named Abcde

tbf, it supposed to ve pronounced Absedee. which isn't ugly phonetically, but being named Abcde???

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 9 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The solution is to put all of the uniqueness in the middle name. Then you still get to feel “special” while not forcing your kid to go by “tragedeigh” or whatever.

When I chose my name - I made my first as milquetoast and appropriate to my age as possible. My middle I went balls out - I guarantee I have a cooler middle name than you do.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 8 hours ago

I knew a guy so ghetto he got his first name as his Xbox Live Gamertag.

[–] svtdragon@lemmy.world 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

"Heulyn" pronounced Hay-lynn.

[–] Domino@lemmings.world 1 points 57 minutes ago* (last edited 57 minutes ago)

That's spelt 100% correctly in Welsh.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 33 points 12 hours ago (3 children)
[–] Charlxmagne@lemmy.world 11 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Congrats to my brother Jerry and his stepdaughter!

💀

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Omg I didn't even notice that at first

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Can we just start using cosmic horror entity names already? Reighfyl is definitely something I could see being some sort of Lovecraftian alien

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Think they'll name their next daughter Cheaughtgeughn?

[–] Domino@lemmings.world 1 points 55 minutes ago

Maybe Caoilfhionn?

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 1 points 58 minutes ago

Forgive me... is that supposed to be shotgun?

[–] Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

Hah, maybe. I am gunning for just going full tilt and naming their next daughter Shub-Niggurath

[–] Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 hours ago

Wonder what his wife thinks of this pregnancy

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 21 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I named my son Jaxin because my wife wanted Jax and I didn't want my son to have a dog's name.

I regret not just naming him Jackson because nobody in Taiwan knows how to pronounce Jaxin.

[–] Chadus_Maximus@lemm.ee 7 points 5 hours ago

Sorry, you are not legally permitted to name your son Jackson unless you carry the name Jack yourself.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Hate to pile on, but could have done Jackson and then called him Jax for short just as easily. Hell Dick is short for Richard, short names don't have to be spelled the same.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Could have named him Jacob and called him Jax.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (3 children)

Or basically any J name, honestly.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 2 points 45 minutes ago

Jacob was just the most basic I could think of

[–] Domino@lemmings.world 2 points 55 minutes ago
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Joseph, shortened as jax

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 10 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

A girl in highschool whose name was Nazanine went by Nazi (Nah zee). Like, why? Your name was beautiful.

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[–] Aurolei@lemmy.world 26 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Toneigh 🐴🐴🐴. As in Toni or Tony.

[–] TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 12 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

Brayden, Hayden, jayden, tayden, kayden, rayden, shayden, cayden, pretty much the whole alphabet ending in den. And yes I met every single one of these

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