I cook and clean. Then I silently cling to you and occasionally show you a meme, like a mix between a maid, a housecat, and a social media feed.
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That... sounds lovely.
looks like one of those homeroom class psa videos from the satanic panic in the 80s
look how far we've come....
also, hail satan
I mean I'm a married man but ahhhhhh, you single?
For some reason I can't find that exact frame, but I believe this is the source. Brut makes good shit. https://youtu.be/InnwzzJa8ek
It also could be a different video from him. Looks like Brut, though.
So, um, still single like me?
My cousin doesn't understand what I mean when I tell him I'm really not a "catch" anymore than an old boot or used tire is a "catch."
He says I'm "attractive" which is nice to know as I never really thought I was, but there's way more than just that which is what you "bring to a relationship."
Video games, gardening, and general science/space nerd isn't exactly bringing much to a relationship lol add on my lack of education, dead end factory job, general distaste for concerts, the beach, and dogs and I might as well be Hitler lol
I was sympathetic until "dogs". Ok with cats at least? Guinea pigs? Or just any non-human animal is a pass?
You can both move to alabama and be happy!
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