We have so many genders in America, folks. So many beautiful genders. Folks, I just got off the phone with Mr. Xi Jinping. China? Only two genders! That's a bad deal, folks. Not gonna take that deal.
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We must help South Africa with its white farmers by sending them to Texas. It's very hot, a very sad place- no electricity NO FUTURE. I hear they hunt Boers from helicopters there and I say BYE-BYE BOER!
"LOSERS! South Africa should be for Africans first!"
They say Afrikaaner, can you believe that? These are not the best people, folks. They can't even spell Africa so I said let's send them to Texas where they don't need to be able to read. The helicopters sure as hell don't care if they're literate.
Folks, the bourgeois, they're no good, more and more people are saying it. All these workers— the biggest, we have the biggest workers— very handsome workers come up to me and say, Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what, they're right. These bourgeois are very nasty people, very very rude, and very unfair to the workers. They are stealing our surplus value and no one is doing anything about it. The proletariat comes up to me every day and says, Comrade Trump will you lead the revolution? And I gotta turn to them and say look, the instruments of capitalism will be used to bring about its destruction, believe me. The means of production, Obama never wanted to seize them. Well guess what? I'm seizing them. Landlords? They're done for folks. Everyone told me— they said, Comrade Trump you won't be the vanguard of the revolution and they would laugh, the media laughed the democrats laughed, guess who's laughing now?
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I think this copypasta predates ChatGPT
it definitely does, I just have a sleeper agent activation moment any time i see an em dash now
Israel has hypnotized the world. May Allah awaken the people so that they may see the evildoings of Israel AND the United States
Americans, were a terrible people, when we go out into the world we aren't sending our best. We don't send our doctors and engineers, we send the rapists and murders we call soldiers. Smedly Butler, the greatest.. greatest marine, once said the American cartel operated on three continents. I'm tell you today, no more. We will stand for peace and prosperity and share the American dream with the world as we make communism great again.
He doesn't respect the troops though
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