politics

America we are at the edge of a precipice.

Donald Trump is about to get a very expensive gift that will behold him to the Qatari government and as the Senate minority leader, I will not let that happen.

America should never be at the beck and call of a foreign power or have our policy dictated by non-citizens, politicians receiving bribes from special interest groups with goals at odds to our great nation is not what we're about and as long as I hold office it will not be allowed to happen.

So please, if everyone receiving this email could send even $20 I will have the strength to fight for you, the voters. You see money literally fuels me, I have to put it into a coffee grinder and add it to my morning smoothies as I talk with my imaginary friends, Joe and Eileen about what the average citizen thinks and cares about.

• Chuck Schumer

I was going to rubberstamp them anyway because I'm a spineless worm but instead I'm pausing it to send you a harsh letter that I can fundraise off of

What's he going to do? send more sternly worded letter to the white house and go back to his real position at Knesset?

nothing in the world angers an american more than someone else getting free stuff

Oh look. Chuck Schumer gives a fuck when Israel is involved

Teleports behind DRUMPH

the line must be drawn here. this far and no further!

• chuck s

Democrats pick the strangest things to actually get off their asses and actually do something about

I had never really thought much about where people draw their lines, but at this point the democratic party really has to be past the point of redemption with almost the entire populace. Even if I imagine a fictional world where they abruptly decide to start doing something objectively good, I still can't imagine a significant fraction of their base reacting to that in any way other than "damn you assholes had that option the whole time?".

Clarence Thomas said there's nothing wrong with this...

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