When you think about it gravity is a natural cause. 
this post was submitted on 12 May 2025
37 points (100.0% liked)
askchapo
22988 readers
309 users here now
Ask Hexbear is the place to ask and answer ~~thought-provoking~~ questions.
Rules:
-
Posts must ask a question.
-
If the question asked is serious, answer seriously.
-
Questions where you want to learn more about socialism are allowed, but questions in bad faith are not.
-
Try !feedback@hexbear.net if you're having questions about regarding moderation, site policy, the site itself, development, volunteering or the mod team.
founded 4 years ago
MODERATORS
He, like every other ghoul, will live a long happy life. He'll be surrounded crowds of sycophants and admirers. Conservatives will hold him with the esteem they do Reagan now. Dems will soften and recuperate him. His legacy will be secured, and he'll never pay for any of his crimes. He won't have a guilty conscience about any of it.
This is because the world is unjust.
He'll live into his fuckin' 90's like his dad.
He's going to live longer than Kissinger and die in an accident that his supporters will think is a deep state assassination.
I still think a golf cart crash that was all his own fault would be the funniest and impossible for his fans to try and spin as some Q hidden proof thing
That or he puts on a garish military parade with a flyover and he gets rotor'd up by a crashing V-22 or an F-35 falls out of the sky directly on top of him nose down like an anvil falling in Looney Tunes
a crashing V-22 or an F-35 falls out of the sky directly on top of him nose down like an anvil falling in Looney Tunes
There is always hope.
he will die once my psychic attacks of bad energy reach him
He'll live to be 120 with his all Big Mac diet.
There's a tipping point where preservatives stop being bad for you and make you stronger
He passed it long ago
every burger he eats adds one second to his lifespan
No way anyone shoots him now, this timeline isn't cool enough for something like that to happen.
the miserable ones last the longest
He is the great chosen of god. He doesn't sleep and he says he will never die.
His dad died at 93
His cognitive status is going to shit, but also like...seems like he's getting around ok for someone his age. Better than Biden did, anyways.
So yeah, pretty much, no fuckin idea 
I don't keep up with his appearances enough to know if this is the case, but Dave Anthony regularly brings up on their patron chats that you don't see Trump standing as much; It's almost always sit down interviews nowadays.
He's gonna die from fake tan chemicals and burger meat, but they'll call it natural causes.
Funniest outcome is he's already dead and the one we have now is a deepfake.