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Karl Marx, born on this day in 1818, was a foundational political theorist and journalist associated with the philosophy of Marxism.

Among Marx's best-known texts are the "The Communist Manifesto" and the three-volume "Das Kapital", in which he set out to define and explain the behavior of the capitalist mode of production.

Marx's political and philosophical thought have had enormous influence on subsequent intellectual, economic and political history, and his name has been used as an adjective, a noun, and a school of social theory.

Marx's critical theories about society, economics and politics - collectively understood as Marxism - hold that human societies develop through class conflict. In capitalism, this manifests itself in the conflict between the ruling classes (known as the bourgeoisie) that control the means of production, and the working classes (known as the proletariat) that enable these means by selling their labor power in return for wages.

Employing a critical approach known as historical materialism, Marx concluded that, like previous socio-economic systems, capitalism produced internal tensions which would lead to its self-destruction and replacement by a new system known as socialism.

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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

DORITOS

chicken-bop

AND FRITOS

kirby-jammin

DORITOS

jevil-bounce

AND FRITOS

susie-dance

DORITOS

duane

AND FRITOS

duck-dance

DORITOS

spongebob-party

AND FRITOS

sicko-jammin

I SAID GIMME ALL OF THOSE FUCKING DORITOS AND FRITOS

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I got a spam text that said

Do you have any vacation plans? It’s a great way to relax!

Which sounds like PokΓ©mon NPC dialogue.

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[–] Kolibri@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

It's really adorable watching a bird hop up branches of a tree.

[–] kittin@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Asking Reddit β€œwould inflation would be a bad thing if we got pay rises to match it?” just to feel something

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

I've seen a lot of comments over the years about how the scene where Anakin is talking politics with padme in the pretty naboo field to be his showing to support fascism. He supports a dictatorship but is clearly too himbo to have any further elaboration. Even a dictatorship is going a bit far, he just says someone one wise should be around to make senators agree on stuff. That's basically just a guy with executive power who can overrule deadlocks based strictly on what he said. That's not particularly abnormal

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[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They put the wrong stuff in the chimney and had to scramble to find a new pope

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[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Going back and watching Rogue One after Andor, it's so weird. Much more star war than andor

[–] Grownbravy@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

piano is kinda fun, i need to get a fullsized midi controller to mess with

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[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

I actually want more chemicals in the water that make more frogs more gay

[–] hexaflexagonbear@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

Sapiosexuals thinking about that organic chemistry podcast they heard when masturbating.

[–] videogame@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

I've got two total lib friends that agree with every liberal position and hate Donald Trump but still don't think they're liberals because they like guns. They were kind of defensive about being called liberals too, I think it's just a reflection on how cooked the Democrat brand is in America at this point.

[–] Moss@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (5 children)

babies kinda freak me out they're too small

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[–] forcefemjdwon@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

The great thing about forgetting much of your high school education is you can relearn using Soviet textbooks this time.

[–] Blockocheese@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago

I should've paid someone to build this fucking computer kitty-cri-potato

But if everything eventually turns out well I will feel very proud

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"What has capitalism done in one year that communism couldn't do in eighty?"

"Make communism look good."

From Blackshirts and Reds parenti

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[–] XxFemboy_Stalin_420_69xX@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

fuck cars and fuck drivers

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[–] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One day i will understand why it's more economically advantageous to have the entire department use 50% of their time filling out forms rather than hire 2 people to do all the work more effectively and also well (Because they have expertise in secretarial stuff)

Every time it's explained by some administrator they seem to gloss over over the part where doctors spend most of their time doing non-doctor things and go directly to the savings from not hiring two medical secretaries

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[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

This is probably one of my best menus that i've stumbled into work and thrown together with no prep

Moroccan vegetable stew, moroccan rice pilaf (cumin/paprika/chili seasoned with cranberries, raisins, and toasted sunflower and pumpkin seeds crushed up into it) and an orange and fennel tagine. The savory parts of the stew mix so well with the sweetness of the fruit and the orange from the tagine

God im good at food

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[–] Keld@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How did I mix red curry with red lentils, coconut milk and onions and end up with something green. This comment also brought to you by Long Commute. Which has made me check out my packed lunch

[–] WizardOfLoneliness@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Why are pepper plants like the fainting goat of the plant world?

Like, not enough water, or too much water, or looking at it wrong, and it's just like AIGHT, BET, I'M OUT and it drops all its leaves off

Like they just kill themselves, like, the leaves just autolyze at the base and fall

I am assuming it's an adaptation to reduce water loss but like, my plant in christ, you need those fucking leaves!

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

British person saying the word 'pedophile':

"Peedo-foil'

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[–] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

If the USSR were in the mix today then shit would be so different. They'd have invented a space vacation destination. FOSS would make silicone valley impossible. China would have a buddy. America couldn't bully people. The world would be a little bit happier

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[–] Alisu@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Being vegan and eating out is impossible, like, everything has meat, and what doesn't have any meat, has dairy, or fish. Gadamnit I just want to eat

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[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

There are parts of When serfs stood up in Tibet that read like Tom Lehrer wrote them

[–] homhom9000@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I want to tell my coworkers "it only takes you this long to do things because you don't know what you're doing, if you knew what you were doing it wouldn't take you this long". My autistic brain sees that as a pep talk to just learn the thing and all will be good but my friend said there's an emotional aspect that comes into play that I'm neglecting.

I don't find the relevance because we're not talking emotion we're talking skills, a binary either you have or do not and if you do not you can gain; since you do not have then simply gain. I conceptually understand how it could be taken offensively but I can't help but see it as a reccomendation to gain a skill/telling someone to learn something for their own betterment. They factually do not know what they're doing, that's why I typically send courses and articles on the skill they need or explain how things work to them when they reach out.

more rantingsLike when it takes them 2 days to do something then their other priorities get delayed or reassigned, giving more work for the remaining team including myself. If the remaining team is unavailable then they can't be relied upon to complete their task. If they instead get the skill that keeps delaying them, then they will stop getting task reassigned and the remaining team can continue with their regular work load. I am a proud bare minimum worker. I only do the bare minimum according to my standards with no impact on the rest of my team i.e. not increasing their work due to my proud bare minimumness. I can't do bare minimum when I get extra work that's already past due πŸ˜‘

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[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Visited the palace for an invitation thing and got within like 15m of the king in his back garden yesterday.

The buffet was shit. I've had better sandwiches. The desserts and sweets were good though.

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[–] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

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[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

really cool how all the answers to the "women in the bible" questions on jeopardy are men lol

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[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

AndorWhy the hell did Dedera let skinny ass syril choke her like that? surely she could lay him out easily? and hold his own against cassian wtf,

but damned if I won't miss him lol

edit: holy shit they did the euromaidian false flag snipers

Gotta give mon 5 mins to do the American anti trump lib ''consensus reality' spiel, glad it wasn't overdone

[–] wombat@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it is may 5 and stalin saved the world from fascism

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[–] sictransitgloria@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

andor s02e08 spoilers"who are you" is so funny this show is so good

[–] jjsandwich7@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Question for the people that are actually not afraid of talking to others. How should I ask people if they want to hang out? I haven't seen some friends in almost 7 months and I want to see them again. Should I just ask them if they want to get lunch or dinner somewhere? Thats what I think I might do tomorrow if I don't get so scared of talking

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[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

People be like if you had a billion dollars you couldn't even spend it all in your life time, I'd be different I buy up all the cyrptocoins and just hold on to them indefinitely

[–] HarryLime@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Celtics played like poop

Like poop from a butt

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[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago

i think this is what people in kenya feel like when the US is about to invade somewhere. something terrible might happen that will affect us all. i have no fucking clue what can be done about it.

[–] peppersky@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Life is hell I don't like it.

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[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

No Andor posting until it's uploaded as a torrent plz

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[–] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

What if General Zod was one of us?

Just a hexbear mod like some of us?

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[–] Carl@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Wow my Database Management instructor really didn't feel like showing up to work this week.

Our "lecture" is a youtube video essay on ~~AI~~ LLMs, and our "assignment" is to have a conversation about Database Management with ChatGPT. The assignment itself was written by ChatGPT.

There's an extra credit which seems more interesting about ~~AI~~ LLM agents in database systems. Frankly I would have made that the main assignment for the week idk what I'm supposed to get out of this "have a conversation" bullshit.

Most of the assignments for this class so far have just been googling how to do things in PostgreSQL/MongoDB for an hour or so which has been easy as balls but at least that was hands on practice doing database stuff. This is just taking the piss.

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