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[–] tripartitegraph@hexbear.net 68 points 2 days ago

75% of americans, wow

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago

They're doing victims of communism math except positive

[–] Archangel1313@lemm.ee 49 points 2 days ago (2 children)

That's nearly 3/4 of the population. Is everyone in Trump's orbit stupid?

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 3 points 22 hours ago

Trump wanted to be praised for his first 100 days. The sycophants just tried to outperform each other.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 48 points 2 days ago

That's nearly 3/4 of the population. Is everyone in Trump's orbit stupid?

Yes they are.

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

258 million is nothing.

I just saved everyone I the planet 4 times in a row. I can use my mind-brain powers to create a psychic shield against evil spiders from outer space.

all of you would be so cocooned right now, just being mummified on planet Xybort, if it weren't for me.

yw

[–] AernaLingus@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago

they think they're buying a Tylenol

oh yeah I get all my Tylenol from dealers

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 41 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 45 points 2 days ago

200 million of those are cops surely.

[–] dumpster_dove@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

258 million in 4 months means he will have saved over 3 billion Americans by the time this term is over!

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Matty Yglesias vindicated

[–] SpiderFarmer@hexbear.net 35 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The death toll of communism went down. :(

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Liberalism 250 million dead maddened jokermala

[–] LargeAdultRedBook@hexbear.net 3 points 22 hours ago

No irony, we should be doing this. Black book of liberalism would be eaten up by Trumpers.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago

JDPON Don, I trusted you! doggirl-cry

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago
[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Didn't even do the back-of-the-napkin exaggerations right. If you convert the 3,400kg to mg and divide that by the LDC (lethal dose — cop) of 3mg and assume everyone is unlucky because God would have hated us for not voting thicc-trump, that works out to around 1.1 billion lives saved.

[–] Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Were they calculating 12mg as, like, LD99, or...?

[–] gay_king_prince_charles@hexbear.net 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Is that not a reasonable assumption? I can't really find good data for LD50s, much less LD99s (due to that not being fully known). The estimate I've seen for LD50 is 3mg, so LD99 being 12mg doesn't seem like an absurd estimate.

[–] Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

It might (?) be reasonable until you remember you have to assume every person takes exactly 12mg at once and exactly none of them have someone with naloxone around.

Assuming a perfectly spherical American of uniform density and no air resistance

Damn, more fentanyl plz.

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 22 points 2 days ago

It's true, Biden juggle combo-ed me to death with wave after wave of fentanyl imports. Some say I am still in the air taking hits to this day

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

#NotMyPresident #DeathToAmerikkka

[–] BigxRedxHusker@midwest.social 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Republicans bad at math who knew

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

There's bad at math, and then there's whatever the fuck this is lol. This is just beyond being not great at calculations.

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago
[–] LaBellaLotta@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Where are the rest of the Epstein docs Pamela

[–] buh@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

he's not as JDPON as we thought sicko-wistful

[–] take_five_moments@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

thats a lotta dead ppl

[–] Sickos@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

There are a lot of people who are going to believe this wholeheartedly.

[–] Vaie@lemm.ee 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Proper headline “Pam Bondi Lies; Demonstrates Brazen Incompetence”

[–] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 1 points 22 hours ago

She is fine with making a complete fool of herself to keep Trump content

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We're doing this shit again? I feel like this was a claim either they or some local politician aligned with Trump made during his first presidency.

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

The number has been going up each time someone brings up this claim, too lol.

im very lucky that i am not on the joe biden memorial conveyor in which i get dosed with 13mg of fent that kambala would have put me on

[–] eyyImwalkin@hexbear.net 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

500 gorillion amerisharts might've died! ya gotta give credit where it's doo