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It is probable that civilizations are either not a common form of life or that electromagnetic radiation is not used to communicate as we understand it for very long in the lifespan of a civilization.

President Xi says mandatory backshots

You have to break the association that they have with Putin somehow being responsible for Trump first.

: you mean socialism, right?

"Yeah, I'm into K-Pop"

you just gave every hexbear cancer

Would be nice to have this colorized without it becoming a watercolor painting.

Have they considered gommulism vuvuzela 100 gorillion dead? Maybe we can still win them over.

I can't say I look at satellite imagery of possible corpse piles often, so I don't know if that's a reasonable assumption.

fuck, this is a depressing sentence

Not that I ever doubted it, but it is nice to have such a concrete reminder.

What the dolphins are asking for:

What is the capacity of CECOT?