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[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

ngl it took me a second hahahah

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 80 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (4 children)

I recall stories told where back in the horse and buggy days you could go out to a pub and get wasted. Then get in your wagon, pass out and the horse knows the way home.

Apparently it was a common gag to switch around your mates horses. They'd end up at each others houses.

[–] baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

how old are you to remember all that? and so clearly?

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)
[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

[insert Kenneth from 30 Rock being immortal joke here, but yall know Kenneth would never go to a pub]

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If it wasn't for all the horseshit everywhere that sounds like a simply superior system

[–] LiPoly@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think we have that. It’s called Uber.

[–] BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

They said without the horseshit everywhere.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Some people do be treating the drivers like animals

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

A couple dozen billionaires to be specific.

[–] turmacar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I think this r/askhistorians answer is fascinating too.

Black Beauty, published 1877, has a paragraph complaining about drunk carriage drivers and how a friend was permanently injured by one. Single horse in a small town, probably no biggie. Team of horses, not so great.

[–] homura1650@lemm.ee 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Be sure to check state law before doing this.

In Ohia V Miller (2024), Miller was found guilty of operating a vehicle under the influence after he drunkenly drove a horse drawn buggy. This finding was upheld my the appelete court.

In State v Blowers (1986), the Utah Supreme Court found that riding a horse while intoxicated did not qualify as DUI. This finding had 2 parts: A) A horse is not a vehicle and

B) The provision:

Every person riding an animal or driving any animal-drawn vehicle upon a roadway is subject to this chapter, except those provisions which by their nature can have no application.

Is unconstitutionally vague.

In the case of Mythbusters v Drunk Driving, the Mybuster found that it is illegal to operate a vehicle while drunk, even on a closed course. However, it is legal for a blind man to operate a vehicle under the direction of a drunk man.

[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago

Let that be a lesson. Don't calligraphy and drive.

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 25 points 2 days ago (6 children)

why would a horse run amok just because the man is distracted?

or is it funny because the horse too got distracted by the writing?

i don't get it

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 111 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I think the joke is, it's the 17th century equivalent of texting and driving.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago (4 children)

But the 17th century self-driving function actually worked, though.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago

So what you're saying is Elon needs to attach a horse to every Tesla to make them self-driving?

[–] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Horses can decide to panic though

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago

Eh, the OS that drives autopilot could kernel panic.

[–] Sibshops@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

So is that horse and buggy, now

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

I thought that was obvious, but yes absolutely.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

It’s just a silly anachronistic texting while driving joke. Of course a horse wouldn’t ride off a bridge in real life when someone is writing a letter. But a car would if someone is texting.

[–] rasbora@lemm.ee 25 points 2 days ago (3 children)

How did Charles even get the note from Jill? Did he purposely wait until he was driving to write his? How did he intend to send her his reply, was he perhaps driving over to her place to hand it over in person? Then why write it in the first place, and not just tell her!

I call shenanigans.

[–] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

This documentary stinks

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He had carrier pigeons in the carriage ..... Charles ain't dumb or poor.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Yeah they called Wi and Fi.

[–] Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago

Ohh, it's supposed to be Jill. So my approach that the horse was simply homophobic doesn't work anymore.

[–] Hawke@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Run amok or not, I don’t understand how it got so sideways on that narrow bridge.

[–] morrowind@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

It wouldn't, that's part of the joke

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It's not because the driver is texting (distracted), but for some reason it got scared or confused, and because it lacked the control of the carriage driver, it took a wrong turn.

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Horses aren’t stupid. Many a drunken cowboy made it home safely thanks to his trusty steed. But! Cartoon horses are stupid, much like cartoon humans.

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

They are not without intelligence, but they are still stupid compared to humans. They are also easily scared, and when they are they behave erratically.
But I changed the text to omit that part completely. Because somehow it seems to offend people?

[–] syaochan@feddit.it 17 points 2 days ago

FSD failure

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Lefty detected.

[–] Buffalox@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

This is brilliant. 👍 🤣

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 0 points 2 days ago

No, George ! Dario Brando didn't save your life ! Don't credit him with it !