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[–] Zomg@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

You put some of those chips in those sandwiches and youre cookin'

[–] toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 77 points 2 days ago

STILL. FUCKING. DOES.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 60 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My POV while reading this post (I have not gone swimming today)

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The chips go in the sandwich. Also I don't know how to swim.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I thought I was the only one! You put them in the middle then press it slightly so they go “crunch” a little. Yum!

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

Less messy too when it's white bread getting tacky in a ziplock baggy in a warm backpack. The chips adhere like glue.

Summers at various lakes memories.

[–] sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 12 points 2 days ago

Go swim if you have the means to do so!

[–] barsoap@lemm.ee 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

French fries is the standard German pool food. Like, nowhere else do you see stands selling nothing but fries (with ketchup and/or mayo, of course). And they just don't taste as good anywhere else, I guess it's the chlorine in the air making the salt taste extra special without actually tasting more salty.

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (3 children)

As a swamp German, this is how we do it, too. Aside from ketchup/mayo we use curry gewurtz (Hela) and mayo on there, with some diced onion.

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[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (7 children)

My dad: "The plain peanut butter sandwiches will continue until morale improves."

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My dad: “boiled hotdogs in store-brand white bread are what the real athletes eat.”

[–] tooclose104@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I nuke mine, but otherwise, ya

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

I like nuked food

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

But when you boil them, the bread gets all saturated with hotdog water. You’re missing out.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Odo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You've committed a crime against gaming here today.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 day ago

Not just gaming, but the women and children too.

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (9 children)

And it was damn good. What’s that German saying? “Hunger makes the best sauce”? When you’re really hungry this is five Michelin star good.

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In dutch they say: "Hunger makes raw beans taste sweet"!

when packing up after windsurfing, they would advise against taking your trapeze off (a huge belly belt that can connect you to the sail, handsfree!) before you had access too food, because more often then not, it would unleash the hunger beast within. It was fun to have that power over your own hunger! GIMME THOSE SWEET BEANS!

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[–] Pnut@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Whenever we watch old home movies all I can think of is the food. You know what it tasted like and in certain cases it's never been the same. There's one video of me walking around naked in a cowboy hat (I was 4) at lunch time and all I can think of when I see it is "I want that sandwich, I remember that sandwich". Anyways, this picture is tasty. It brought back some memories. Clearly.

[–] cattywampas@lemm.ee 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nachos, super rope, and ice cream at the pool concession stand.

[–] Shawdow194@fedia.io 21 points 2 days ago

Wet pool hand nachos is bringing back core memory

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

It hits just as hard today, IMO.

I could go for a turkey sandwich and cool ranch Doritos rn, in fact.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

I just ate steak, but now I want a sandwich with Doritos on top.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 6 points 2 days ago

For me it was vending machine peanuts, because that's what they had in the swimming pool building

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 days ago

Is that a Hawaiian coke can?

Man, now I want some Mexican coke. Fuck HFCS.

[–] Squeezer@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

We had a fish and chip shop opposite the pool. I don’t think I have eaten anything better than those salty vinegary chips, the childish exhaustion and hunger made them absolutely magical.

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Is there a specific reason that type of food is only available after swimming?

[–] markovs_gun@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Dude it still does. Try that shit man a big shitty sandwich and chips fucking goes hard

[–] bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Curious about different after pool cuisines around the globe. Didn't really realise every country could have a different take

[–] win95@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago

Fries & mayonaise slaps (Netherlands)

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

I don't think we have such a thing in Finland. I don't remember food being a thing after swimming hall or beach/lake

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Man for me it was that $1.25 pool stand hot dog

[–] simplejack@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Swimming lessons at Costco.

[–] Sixtyforce@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 days ago

Past tense? Get back in there!

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