Clean my ass with water?!? Absolutely not. Fish fuck in water.
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Currently reading this with the bidet on and water blasting up my ass as I rock back and forth to get every nook and cranny of my butt
I do the jiggle too
I need an AI powered bidet that can recognize my butthole and where poop is, then utilizes machine learning to algorithmically anticipate where my ass will be most doodoo in the future.
lmao we have an insult for europeans which translates to "butt unwasher" (or کون نشور). y'all have the permission to use it.
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We are simply not civilised enough for that kind of advanced plumbing.
Also, won't somebody think of the poor landlords who would have to pay for installing the bidets.
First thing i did in my apartment was buy a bidet, took 3 minutes to hook up.
In my home country there's a separate bidet station you move to and wash your booty
In my utopia, there will be no landlords but all the bidet that a comrade could need.
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It never left.
I have no idea. But the Chinese don't either which is an uncommon L for them. Some places do have a Japanese style toilet but in my opinion they suck. The pinnacle of anus cleaning technology is the bum gun, used throughout South east Asia
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Having doodoo asses
Chinese don't either
I didn't know about that. I change my mind the PRC are the bad guys now.
People’s Repooplic of Crap
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One of the first Muslims to venture into China in the 700s said the Chinese were disgusting because they didn't wash up after defecating and instead rubbed paper on their butts.
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the canadian toilet paper lobby has controlled every major political and media figure since 1900 in the west, to ensure the steady consumption of their product. where do these massive profits go? nobody knows, but some suspect the canadians are building a weapon underground in north sasketchewan
I just gotta say I’m really confused by the “you don’t need TP” angle of bidet shilling, like I am a bidet user and a bidet shill but I still have to use several pieces of multi-ply TP to dry off down there, and sometimes need to wipe extra to get what the bidet missed despite my 30 seconds of ass-wriggling.
I've been in the bidet gang for 13 years, but I do not understand the no-tp bidet people.
Not only for drying after, but I usually use tp before the bidet as well. If I don't, I'm blasting poo everywhere in my crotch area.
hey, same! I like to do a quick preliminary wipe, water gun fun times, then dry off + wipe up anything the bidet missed. I definitely use less TP this way, but usage doesn’t just drop to zero.
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Enjoy your arse hose, francophile.
After I learned to wash my ass I realised it didn't itch almost ever and then had the horrifying realization
Yep no poopy butt = no itching.
Better question: Why don't we wash water with asshole?
They do actually all sewage treatment plants have filters that contain millions of tiny assholes.
I bought a bidet and am never going back. Sidenote: were you here for the bidet struggle session where a user decided bidets were bourgeois?
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WASH IT!
By Hose do you mean a bum gun?(Or a bidet shower, pic for reference) prefer that as I have more control than a machine powered bidet tbh
if bum guns are outlawed all we'll have is the poop knife
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Generally hygiene is taught by your mom/dad or primary caretaker and somewhat by your primary school. So if no one ever mentions that to you, you're probably not going to think about it, and even hearing about it is going to seem somewhat alien.
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Some don't even wash their ass in the shower.
It's gay to touch your own butt!
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All the toilets where I am from have a bidet and we do wash our bits with them. At least all who I have done bidet discourse with do.
Even public toilets have them and it would be incredible miserable to exist in the world with periods if they didn't.
But I still need TP as a person without a personal hose for peeing. It's also nice to dry things up with after the washing and then there's the period stuff. This post seems to ignore that not everyone has similar plumbing.
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Clean my ass with water?!? Absolutely not. Fish fuck in water.
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