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And that’s basically it!
I haven’t heard of any attempts on his life yet, so folks still have more work to do.
Well since the bullying won't ever stop, and he's doomed to eternal "attacks", he can take it all way too personally and take the problem off our plates.
And saving this kid from having too many memories of him.
The younger he dies, the better for everyone.
And how many will miss him?
hopefully they miss him like that one protester missed richard spencer
He's broken the departments investigating him and it isn't fun anymore, he doesn't have to be there at this point to win.
Classic "I can dish it out, but I can't take it" energy.
"I'm not fired, I quit!"
-Musk, probably.
Snowflake.
He won't
Fascists only leave power when they die
Entered the kitchen, complained about it being too hot
Entered the kitchen, set fire to the trash can, complained about heat
Entered the kitchen, took some ketamine, shat his pants, took some LSD, set fire to the trash can, complained about the heat.
So we're winning? I'd still love for him to meet his Luigi. Is that enough hate to get you to quit before you do any more damage? I can go more extreme if it isn't.
Awww, is the Nazi tired of being hated? Too fucking bad. Our grandfathers (great grandfathers for the young folks) killed people like him, so he ought to be happy he's upright and able to ruin millions (or more) of people's lives.
Good! Get fucked Musk!
Billionaire oligarchs should have been stopped by peaceful means like taxes if they didn't want to be stopped the other way.
All logical assessments aside, he's probably got plenty in ill-gotten gains squirrelled away in Crypto holdings.
Watch him run for office, against Trump.
Good. Do it.
No, he just wants back into the background and do shady things in obscurity again. We all know the rich can't and won't stop meddling.
Musk is the Mike Lindell of this second season of the (cursed) apprentice....
Don't stop there, leave earth you psychotic parasite.
Nobody should listen to this fucking pathetic clown. He's extremely responsible (due to his sponsoring of the GOP) and aligns himself with vicious attacks on regular people from the right because of """DEI""" and the "woke mob". Elon is a pathetic scoundrel who lives and breathes hate through every orifice that he inhibits. His words mean nothing.
So, the russian agent side quest is nearly fool proofed and he’d really prefer the wealthy genius perception return?
Fuck this baby. Go overdose on ketamine. We will all mourn. Zzzzzzz 😢😣☹️😰
ODing on Ketamine is quite difficult. LD50 for mice i.V. is 77mg/kg. So for an 80kg mouse that would be more than 6 grams of Ketamine given i.V. typically the bioavailability by nasal or oral consumption is lower and Musk most likely has a high tolerance. So we are talking probably 50grams or more of Ketamine for a lethal dosage for Musk.
I am not sure if Musk could actually snort enough Ketamine for a lethal dosage without it just falling back out of his nostrils or if he could swallow one without his stomach turning before it is adsorbed.
Obviously all of these numbers are speculative and taking drugs is harmful, no matter the amount. Also people often die not by ODing on Ketamine, but by killing themselves in accidents as they loose control over their muscles.
We all know Musk is lying. He doesn't plan on leaving. There's too much power.
What's kind of amazing is that so many articles don't point this out in the title or the first sentence. I really wonder why. When you know the person is a liar and they are in a situation like this, with a strong motive to lie, why in heck would you not make that the subject line?
Or, if you want to be polite about it, you could write a headline that says something like "Musk supposedly considering retiring, but actions speak louder than words".
When it comes to Elon and Trump, what I assume is:
Whenever they say they are going to do something bad, it is the truth.
Whenever they say they are going to do something good, it is a lie.
Too late, shitbird.
Might be easier if he just stopped being an asshole all the time.
Inshallah it shall be done
You know what bud, you got the cash to completely disappear and know one will make fun of you anymore.
Well we still will cause you're a Nazi fuck but hey at least you won't get your feelings hurt by actually seeing and hearing about it.
Take your money and fuck off. How can someone be so rich and still be a complete and utter moron.
