This is a most excellent place for technology news and articles.
Not because of advancements in technology, but because of erosion of regulations.
Do people still care what this turd has to say?
Definitely not into my house, fucker.
"it drove right through my kitchen wall. And I hadn't even ordered one!"
Next thing they’ll “say it will do your taxes and walk your dog”. Seriously this company is so unserious.
Not if your home is not in USA, your new Tesla will have to pay Tariff and don't know how.
Gotta save that stock price somehow. Activate investor bullshit machine.
Factory Floor is in China.
Lies
Enough musk spam...
If they even try that it will look like that car chase scene from The Blues Brothers.
Everyone: Hey, I've seen this claim before! Elmo: What do you mean you've seen it? It's brand new!
Sure Elon. Here, have another hit of ketamine.
Elon Musk: Your new Tesla will get into a serious accident and be totaled before it even gets to your house 'this year' (and you're still liable for it)
People still listening to the grifter and his endless promises?
Right... My favorite "promise" so far was the Tesla SpaceX edition (with rocket boosters or microjets or some shit, IDK doesn't make sense) and die-hard fans defending this PR stunt as "the car that might fly".
Soon the only ones buying Teslas will be factory workers that are forced to in order to keep their jobs. The basically live on the factory floor, so it's a pretty easy promise to fulfill.
Elump will accomplish this not by improving technology or software, but by outlawing any safety regulations that prove inconvenient.
Ha ha ha sure Elon.
“It’s dirty. Why did you deliver it dirty?”
To your house, through the wall, and into the living room?
No it won't. I'd never my money on anything supporting that fascist pig.
It better fuckin' not if it knows what's good for it.
Bullshit.
FSD is getting people killed and somehow this same car will get any kind of “ok” to solo drive to someone’s home from the factory?
More promises by Muskrat that aren’t gonna happen.
Probably have a sales rep in the car to monitor the drive.
