Honestly every time i read one of these posts my gut reaction is to go "haha, crazy world, man" like he's a random person talking to me in line at the grocery store

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 39 points 3 days ago

"haha yeah, that's wild"

[–] Xenomorph@hexbear.net 49 points 4 days ago

jdpon don doing some deep infiltration to end the capitalist class.

[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 40 points 3 days ago

ALLCAPS MEANS I’M SERIOUS

[–] Llituro@hexbear.net 42 points 4 days ago

this one kind of feels like he let kanye have a spin on the keyboard

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 43 points 4 days ago

let-em-cook

[–] copandballtorture@hexbear.net 34 points 3 days ago

Warren's "capitalist to my bones" comes to mind

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago

so true, king, keep not listening to those losers

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 30 points 3 days ago

Youre the best friend to capitalism?

who-must-go

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

This'll end well lol

[–] Abracadaniel@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

jesus hes going full mad king rust-darkness

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 18 points 3 days ago

Absolutely Presidential amerikkka-clap

[–] Homer_Simpson@hexbear.net 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

ULine on suicide watch

[–] FloridaBoi@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

And the Waltons

[–] durruticore@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago

I cannot believe a team of grown adults specialized in PR came up with this, and decided this was fine.

[–] HelluvaBottomCarter@hexbear.net 16 points 3 days ago

Truly the Buzz Lightyear to Capitalism's Woody.

[–] AbraKadabra1993@reddthat.com 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can't wait to say goodbye to this guy

[–] OptimusSubprime@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

Business Plot 2.0 incoming

[–] micnd90@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

Sleepy Joe could never. Electric Donald dabs on the door hinges.