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[–] pc_admin@aussie.zone 77 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I'm guessing thick and burny...

[–] qooqie@lemmy.world 72 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe more like extremely painful into no pain. The pain would be overwhelming any sensation and you’d quickly destroy any receptors in the area plunged, is what I’m saying.

[–] NightLily@lemmy.basedcount.com 47 points 2 years ago

My man you aren't supposed to release need to know information like this on the internet smh. Going to get lemmy shutdown.

[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Yeah the only thing I'm wondering about is whether you'd actively feel the pain before the receptors are destroyed. Not sure the brain would start interpreting the catastrophic receptor firing as pain in time for it to matter before the signals just shut down.

[–] Oszilloraptor@feddit.de 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I would be more concerned about phantom pain.

Sure, your fried receptors are not firing anymore; but your head may interpret the absence of any sensory input as pain.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago

Only one way to know for sure...

[–] SeabassDan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

From an evolutionary standpoint I can see how that would be beneficial, which is why those people that don't feel pain at all hurt themselves badly as kids, but it would be nice to lose an arm and orgasm every time my brain decided to do inventory.

[–] Rootiest@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

My friend burned through his finger with a welding torch. He said he didn't feel anything until he took the glove off and saw the carnage.

[–] kepr@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

One time I accidentally touched my hand against an active coil at the top of a 450° oven. I heard the noise, felt the contact, and smelled the hair on my hand, but there was absolutely no pain or burning sensation. The burn was pretty bad and the mark is still visible. Never hurt at all though.

[–] Confused_Emus@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago

I'd think being close enough to any amount of lava large enough to plunge your arm into would be putting off a considerable amount of heat. Even if you damage your arm enough to not feel it, the rest of you is gonna be pretty uncomfortable from the radiant heat.

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Yeah you know, lava-y

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

So, gonorrhea. But a lot and suddenly and for the forearm.

[–] Gleddified@lemmy.ca 69 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"Plunging"? I call BS, isn't lava way too thick for that?

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 56 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Your mom's too thick to plunge

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Roundcat@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But what if that anaconda don't want none?

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

I keep coming back and laughing at your comment. I literally only had a drain snake on my mind.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Boom roasted.

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I’m pretty sure you’d lose more than just your arm if you were close enough to lava to “plunge” any sort of member into it.

Lava is typically 1300 F/700 C. Just exposure to the heated air around it would instantly burn you all over

[–] Roundcat@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 4 points 2 years ago
[–] pillars_in_the_trees@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can actually walk on some lava (with boots.)

[–] Gerbler@lemmy.ml 11 points 2 years ago

Imagine slipping

[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Nah I've been a few feet from flowing lava. It's really really hot, but not like, instant death hot.

[–] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A few feet, eh? Move one big step closer and tell me how it feels

[–] uid0gid0@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

You can do this for yourself at Volcano national Park in Hawai'i. If they still let people into the lava field. We got close enough to poke the new lava with sticks. It's tolerable unless you make the mistake of standing directly over it. Also if you go take flashlights, it's no fun trying to navigate a lava field by moonlight.

[–] nik282000@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I work at a blast furnace, you can get alarmingly close to liquid iron before you are permanently injured.

[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Thank you and your apprentices for quantifying this threshold.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

It's fine as long as you have the high ground.

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah. It's molten rock. You can't sink or plunge into it.

[–] Sup3rlativ3@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Just like you can't plunge your arm into melted ice... xD

[–] RQG@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 7 points 2 years ago

Professor! Lava! Hot!

[–] 99nights@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

Ahh "burny" "melty"

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 years ago
[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 years ago

“My leg was in half, my bone was sticking out,” he told KHON. “There was blood squirting out.”

Doctors at the Hilo Medical Center were able to save Clinton’s leg, and he’s been ordered to stay off of it for six weeks, the outlet reported.

Jesus christ.

[–] Stern@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

Man who still has both arms gives two thumbs up to lava guy.

Smugly.

[–] gothicdecadence@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Damn, I hope he finds it again!

[–] Hardeehar@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I guess, after an instant, all nerves responsible for pain are just vaporized by the lava so it would feel numb or like nothing at all.

I'm guessing he still feels quite dumb, though. Nothing will help that pain go away.