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[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 16 points 11 hours ago (3 children)

But what do you do with all the loose yolks that leaves you with

[–] Asafum 17 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Cover them in anchovies and eat them with strawberry ice cream I guess.

Oh and don't forget the garlic powder.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 hours ago

Rollerball mice.

[–] tychosmoose@lemm.ee 3 points 11 hours ago

Loose yolks. Heh

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Is that... Peanut butter inside a hard boiled egg? 🤢

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 hours ago

Honestly, I'm more concerned with the wasted yolks. Devilled Eggs probably taste a bit worse, but at least the yolk gets used in those, iirc

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 20 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Citrus fruit, egg whites and nutella? It probably looks worse then it actually is.

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 21 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Hard boiled egg whites with peanut butter, plus canned mandarins.

Sounds awful although the macronutrients are probably decently healthy.

[–] nesc@lemmy.cafe 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Still pretty ok! (never seen canned mandarins before, why would anyone do this?)

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 hours ago

I have seen them offered as a salad add-on in a ridiculous number of settings. So much so, that I was surprised to see Mandarins in their skins in the grocery store, and even more surprised to find I actually liked them, so long as they're fresh.

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

That actually looks really good for some reason

[–] h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 30 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Are you perhaps pregnant, or maybe a dog?

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Neither, at least to my knowledge

[–] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Do dogs understand the concept of self? If you were a dog, would you be capable of knowing that?

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 8 hours ago

I'm going to go with dog until we see actual evidence of a human eating this

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I’d rip on it but I’m eating Alfredo pasta with decarbed cannabis in it right now and it tastes awful

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Soak the decarbed weed in warm butter or another oily ingredient for a few hours. Strain the butter using cheese cloth or fine mesh and then use the butter in the recipe. It will still have a distinct flavor but better texture for sure compared to herb.

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

I used to do that now that I think of it and tried that with Alfredo and wasn’t quite as gnarly maybe I’ll get back on that. I got lazy cos I usually just do a firecracker after the decarb and that chocolate and peanut butter is so good at masking it. This one was particularly bad cos it’s got some tangie in it I think and that strain does not go well with edibles, at least to me

[–] cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

this is what my toddler eats

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 7 points 13 hours ago

Toddler food is often a heaven sent for neurodivergent food emergencies.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago