this post was submitted on 15 Apr 2025
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[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 1 points 55 minutes ago

Bloody good offer, mate.

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 10 points 3 hours ago

Hi I'm Vlad but you can call me the Fediverse impaler

[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago

Dream only of me!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 3 hours ago

Nice try, Dracula.

[–] KingDingbat@lemmy.world 16 points 13 hours ago

I hope they like their wives hairy, because I'm in.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

You make a great point. We can’t survive on pork and wine alone.

[–] sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 64 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Is it provided once or on daily basis ?

[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

After every feeding of course

[–] hansolo@lemm.ee 9 points 14 hours ago

In Romania? Daily basis.

[–] ickplant@lemmy.world 27 points 19 hours ago

Asking the important questions.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 14 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

There's a whole village, basically within arm's reach, where pigs and wine grow in abundance.

[–] bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 16 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You can just pick a wine off the wine tree every morning!

[–] Mariemarion@lemm.ee 3 points 2 hours ago

It's a wine vine, I think.

[–] MissGutsy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Damn, the render distance is so small over there

[–] hperrin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

It's a limitation of the hardware.

[–] exu@feditown.com 5 points 3 hours ago

It enhances the atmosphere just like in Silent Hill

[–] SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 6 points 14 hours ago

Boobs and a vagina probably, otherwise I'm there!

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 21 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 8 points 17 hours ago

I was gonna ask "And just how long is this pork, exactly?"

[–] nagaram@startrek.website 6 points 16 hours ago

I wish I had this rizz

[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 11 points 19 hours ago

New pig butchering scam is getting more explicit.

[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 7 points 18 hours ago

All you need to give me is some bloood.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 points 15 hours ago

On the other line, Van Helsing prepares his sting operation

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Link please.