fakenews

The president suddenly took over the controls of the aircraft during his flight today to Tampa. The cockpit voice recorder picked him up screaming out "THE TREATS ARE OGRE" as he angled the plane toward the pentagon then jump out at the last second with a parachute.

The building suffered massive damage and 69 generals are believed to be dead. Meanwhile the president stole a car on the interstate near Miami and is on the run heading southwest towards mexico.