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[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Forest Temple (1 Hour version) in my ass

[–] SassyRamen@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

La-Le-Lu in my ass

[–] ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

The Song of Eärendil in my Ass

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dust in the wind in my ass

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[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Left & Right in my ass

[–] lazycouchpotato@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

'Since I Left You' in my ass

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I haven't listened to any music since yesterday so here's some from my music playlist:

don't be a fool in my ass
the whole town's laughing at m(y ass)
dancin (with) my ass
master of flame in my ass
the fire and the flames in my ass
clubbed to death (with) my ass
dare to be stupid in my ass
in the house, in a heartbeat, in my ass

OBJECTS THAT I'VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE:

rules of nature in my ass
meat grinder in my ass
outrun the wolves in my ass
sharks in my ass
ghosts 'n stuff in my ass
small enemy spider in my ass

[–] CutekittyAlexa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Hot on the heels of love in the ass

[–] Support_Depot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Winds of Change In MY ASS!

[–] 33550336@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

LOCO13 - LET ME OUT in my ass

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Song of the Deep in my ass.

thanks Darren Korb.

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Steve's Lava Chicken in my ass.

[–] dukatos@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Highway to Hell in my ass

[–] nocklobster@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Ode to the Mets in my ass

[–] jh29a@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tool Assisted Speedcore (TQBF Frame Advance Remix) in my arse.

[–] FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Cruising to self soothe in my ass

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Set my soul on fire in my ass

[–] Hellbent@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

No more monkeys jumping on the bed… in my ass

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

Nothing left to say but goodbye ... In my ass

[–] snipon@feddit.dk 1 points 2 months ago

Bbydhyonchord in my ass

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Forth Erolingas in my ass.

[–] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Molly is a babe, in my ass

[–] Hastur@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I wish it would rain down... In my ass?

[–] big_slap@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Irving watermelon in my ass

[–] Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Wacky workbench in my ass

[–] OctaviaMeowzly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Chihiro in my ass, just for shits and giggles i’ll do the album name too cus it works better Hit me hard and soft in my ass

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

"On My Own In My Ass"

An anthology of AM talkshow highlights 1980-1999

[–] Mustakrakish@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

D.H.A.N.T.Z. in my ass

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Put the Boogie in your butt (Eddie Murphy) in my ass.

Doesn't change much.

[–] Liz@midwest.social 1 points 2 months ago

The California High Speed Rail Songin my ass.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

In your ass in my ass. That has quite the ring to it.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

My Band In My Ass

[–] Jean_le_Flambeur@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Live to love in my ass (Lol)

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bluebird in my ass - Paul McCartney

[–] ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Discipline in my ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw5t6EbY4Q4

I recommend this concept album to anyone who wants to hear a good story in rap form with beautiful instrumentals

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Eagles of the Trident in my ass

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

"All the world is mad in my ass" by Thrice in my ass

[–] Thecalicocar@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Treasure in my ass

[–] loomy@lemy.lol 1 points 2 months ago

something about dynomite

[–] RangerJosey@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 months ago

Sayonara in my ass. By Kenshi Yonezu.

[–] Comtief@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Star wars rebels theme

[–] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Aerial Troubles (In My Ass) - Stereolab

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