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[–] DosDude@retrolemmy.com 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tadka in my ass? That's just a convoluted way of saying ring of fire.

[–] tissek@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

A bar song in my ass

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

Crawl to me... in my ass.

This is actually incredibly funny given that the song is a parody of nu metal songs of the late 90s.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 2 months ago

(by Masego) Mystery lady in my ass

[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I was listening to some Oliver Tree so it's going to be: "Oliver Tree fights camera man during live performance in my ass"

That explains the gas xD

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 2 months ago

The past is a grotesque animal in my arse

[–] tino@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Sledgehammer in my ass

[–] Hellbent@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

No more monkeys jumping on the bed… in my ass

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

The Perpendicular Waltz in my ass.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

ma pi mama mi in my ass? Fitting an entire fatherland in there would be difficult but ok

[–] Kurtagag@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Graven Tåkeheimens Saler in my ass

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

06 Burst in my ass...

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Nevertheless in my ass

Live to love in my ass (Lol)

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Starfire 500 in my ass

[–] dropcase@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Skyscrapers in My Ass

by Ok Go

[–] VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 months ago

Forth Erolingas in my ass.

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bluebird in my ass - Paul McCartney

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

feel so low in my ass

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Brick house

[–] 4shtonButcher@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Good Riddance in my ass.

[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

My Shit’s Fucked Up In My Ass.

No, I’m not kidding.

[–] absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 1 points 2 months ago

When I grow up, in my ass

[–] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Molly is a babe, in my ass

[–] starbrite@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Candles in my ass

[–] frittoBee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Prettyboy in my ass

[–] rothaine@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Good night moon in my ass

[–] Handsomest_Robot@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Visitor in my ass

[–] DoubleSpace@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago
[–] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I'm Just a Kid...in my ass. I don't like what this is implying

[–] ruplicant@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Discipline in my ass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw5t6EbY4Q4

I recommend this concept album to anyone who wants to hear a good story in rap form with beautiful instrumentals

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

In your ass in my ass. That has quite the ring to it.

[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 months ago

Nothing left to say but goodbye ... In my ass

[–] gothic_lemons@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Set my soul on fire in my ass

[–] Hastur@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

I wish it would rain down... In my ass?

[–] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Steve's Lava Chicken in my ass.

[–] zea_64@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago

Scattered and Lost...

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Left & Right in my ass

[–] synapse1278@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Aqueous Transmission in my ass

[–] Hansae@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Eagles of the Trident in my ass

[–] soupguy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Shoog Shoog in my ass.

[–] cfi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

El Paso in my ass

[–] zippythezigzag@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Jazz Noir: Midnight Jazz In My Ass

[–] Disinformation_Bot@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Starman in my ass

[–] kemsat@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Forest Temple (1 Hour version) in my ass

[–] MycelialMass@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

"All the world is mad in my ass" by Thrice in my ass

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